A teaser trailer’s teaser! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck yeah! More Star Wars goodness dropping tomorrow, keeping my perpetually erect fanboy-boner a nice hue of purple. Marvel and Lucasfilm just double teaming uh, that thing? Something?

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A Prequel Comic Book series for a Prequel Movie installment in the Star Wars movie series. Boxes within boxes within boxes. An infinitely receding horizon of tie-ins and stories about stories about stories already told.

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Back in October it was reported that Christopher McQuarrie had been brought in to “punch-up” the script for Star Wars: Rogue One. Now Birth Douche Movies has corroborated that report, and doubled down on the extent to which McQuarrie engaged with the script. Hey — fucking McQuarrie rules, I’m glad they brought him in if the script needed it. I remain fanboyishly optimistic.

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Well. I suppose it makes sense. Star Wars isn’t just returning. No ma’am. No sir. It’s becoming its own cinematic universe. And with a cinematic universe comes continuous movies. And with continuous movies comes teasers. Stingers. Post-credits sequences to keep us nerds’ seminal fluids sloshing about.

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Rogue One may be going where few have gone. In a while at least. Except for Quentin Tarantino. None the less! It may be going ultra widescreen, cinematic spectacle, and I’m fucking stoked.

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