#July2012
Monday Morning Commute: Operation Pants Tightening
Man, I’m eating my feelings lately. Straight-up gorging. My bikini body is suffering, yo. I think it’s safe to say that I slather on another pound or three every time I’m tasked with writing a paper. Got this weird as fuck schedule riffing right now too, where I’m on campus until 9 pm. No gym. Mucho food. Gotta cut back. Not this week though! Why? It’s America Fuck Yeah! week. An abridged existence for those of us slaving it out in the United. I am eagerly anticipating stuffing gullet with many a chlorine-soaked beef patty and unethically snuffed chicken. There will be a momentary pause as I mourn the animals, before respecting their sacrifice by ingesting them with a fervor.
This is Monday Morning Commute, the column where we all share the various arts and artifices we’re employing to get us through the week. Won’t you be my date on this fairest of occasions?
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ANALYST SEZ: ‘GTA V’ To Launch In Q1 2013; Sell 14 Million Copies.
Some wizard analyst is predicting that Grand Theft Auto V: Still Poorly Influencing Children is going to drop in the first of quarters, 2012+1. It will also sell a lot. Go figure.
Rockstar Games’ Co-Founder Buys TRUMAN CAPOTE’S House For $12.5 Mil.
Dan Houser is the co-founder of Rockstar Games’ and through the company’s success has amassed undeniably bonerfying amounts of cheddar. We may not be talking Gabe Newell-sized racks, but considerable. In case you haven’t contemplated the Houser magnificence, the fact that’s spent the most money on a house in Brooklyn ever should help you keep it in mind.
‘GTA TV’ and ‘Rockstar TV’ Trademarked By Take Two. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!
Take Two has trademarked both “GTA TV” and “Rockstar TV”, and Jesus Christ who knows what this could mean. It’s interesting, since the GTA series is so highly influenced by our pop-culture. While simultaneously generating it in video game form. Now it’ll be generating it in TV form…to generate it…to…to…
Trailer: ‘Max Payne 3’ Gets Second Official Reel of Awesome.
Max Payne 3 was originally scheduled to drop the same day as Mass Effect 3, and that was something I resented. With the release date pushed back into May, I’ll be able to saddle-up and enjoy the title. The second trailer brings the storyline into focus while teasing with the sort of bloodied nonsense that has come to be the franchise’s charm.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Max Payne 3’ Developers Checked Out Brazilian Black Markets For Research. Commitment ++
Rockstar Games is willing to go above and beyond for their games. This sort of manifest (quality) destiny apparently led them to the innards of Brazilian black markets whilst working on Max Payne 3.
This May or May Not Be GTA’s Los Santos Map Leaked.
One Image Argues ‘GTA V’ Features All The Favorite GTA Protagonists.
We don’t know who the protagonist(s) for GTA V is yet, but one interpid Redditor is arguing that the trailer features three of the staples of GTA’s past.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Trailer: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Returns To Vinewood, Let’s Party.
Here’s the trailer for GTA V. I’m sure you’ve already seen it. Let’s talk it out, yo!
Rumors: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Set In Los Angeles, Has Multiple Playable Characters.
Now that it’s announced and we have some time between now and the trailer reveal next week, it’s time to partake in some good old fashioned GTA V rumor mongering. Shall we?
