#April2010

Great Friday

Robot Jesus

On the first Good Friday, Jesus Christ was nailed to a cross. He went down. Epic-style.

But he’s spent the last one thousand, nine hundred and eighty years training. Rebuilding himself. Fashioning himself into a Eucharist-shootin’, rocket-boot flyin’ bad ass. He’s ready for a rematch.

I’ve got my money on Robo-Jesus.