#May2019

Robert Pattinson is officially Batman and I could not be more excited, my dudes!

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Let them herb-ass losers cry and start new petitions about this news, folks. Me? I’m fucking stoked.

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Robert Pattinson has been cast as ‘The Batman’ and I’m all the way in on this [Updated: Deadline says it ain’t official-official]

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Robert Pattinson is THE BATMAN. Dude is a dope fucking actor. Forget Twilight, and check out his filmography. So, I’m all the way in on this casting. Let’s go.

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‘COSMOPOLIS’ U.S. TRAILER: Madness of the Mind, I Say Yes

Here’s the U.S. trailer for Cosmopolis. I continue to have no idea what the actual plot of the flick is, nor do I care if said plot is particularly muscular. Sign me up.

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Robert Pattinson Reuniting With David Cronenberg For New Film; Long Live The New Muse?

Robert Pattinson has barely finished off his first collaboration with Sir David of the Cronenberg, but he’s already tapped to hop back into the cinematic ring with him. I assume this means their time on Cosmopolis  went well?

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Robert Pattinson Recreates Scenes From CRONENBERG’S VIDEODROME & SCANNERS. The Ill Na-Na.

Listen Robert Pattinson you seem like you got yourself some acting chops. Imma forgive you for starring in Vampire Cinematic Pukepile  just based on the fact that you’re doing a Cronenberg flick, and even upgrade you to dope status for these pictures. Duder recreated scenes from two of my faves Videodrome  and Scanners. How can I hate on that? I can’t. I won’t.

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