#August2011

Kid Bites Woman, Claims He’s 500 Year-Old Vampire. Gotta Feed, Man!

Lyle Monroe Bensley broke into a lady’s apartment and bit her neck. Bensley claimed that he was a vampire, and if that’s case can’t we float the kid the pass? The blood thirst!, I mean it totally clouds what is certainly an otherwise rational lad.

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