Man, if you didn’t see it, you should probably see Ready or Not. Funny, self-aware, brutal horror. Much like, I don’t know, Scream. Which means bringing in the directors of Ready or Not to reboot the classic franchise is fucking brilliant.

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Nature simply does not give a fuck about us, my dudes. And if you can come to accept that, and work within it, it’s sort of freeing. What’s the Grand Plan for us? Nothing. And what does that mean? Fuck if I know. But, is it all hopeless? Fuck nah! At least not for me, an Absurdist Optimist. I’ll forge ahead. What does that mean?

Some days? It means eating an entire pizza, burping my dick into my underwear, and blogging for a couple hours.

Other days? It means mowing the lawn, patting my dog, and attempting to function like a normal human.

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