#February2012

New ‘The Last of Us’ Screens Are Pittsburghpocalypse.

Just snap “pocalypse” onto anything. Makes it way, way, cooler. I’m really excited for this game.

Hit the jump for a couple of new screens.

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GameStop Says ‘The Last Guardian’ Is Cancelled, Sony Says No. WHO IS TRUE?!

Fumito Ueda left Sony and everyone was all “OMFG, fuck what about The Last Guardian?!” Sony was all “Don’t worry, don’t worry, fools!” I believed them! I trusted them!  Now GameStop is saying the game is cancelled. Jesus Lord what’s going on?

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Sony Sued Over Their No-Sue PSN Clause. It’s Like, Meta? No. Prolly Not.

Sony dropped (like it was hot) a no-sue clause in their new PSN terms of service. Trying to protect themselves and the such, since their PSN had a bit of the rocky Spring. Being down and exposed and with its electronic genitals flailing in the wind and shit. Makes sense! However that ain’t flying with everyone, and they’re getting sued. Over their claim they can’t be sued.

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Teaser: PS3 Exclusive ‘The Last Of Us’ Debuting At Spike VGAs.

Sony’s teasing a PS3 title ‘The Last of Us’ with some footage of 9/11, warfare, ants, and other awfulness. It’s 45 seconds of confusing, but it’s got us all talking. Hasn’t it?

Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your speculation.

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Harrison Ford Ad Plastered All Over Japanese Subway To Promote ‘Uncharted 3’. Makes Sense.

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Nathan Drake. Essentially Dr. Jones with a half-tucked shirt and sick neck hair. This makes a lot of sense to me.

 

Video: ‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception’ Launch Trailer. This Game Makes My Balls Hurt.

This is the launch trailer for Uncharted 3. There’s a good chance this is the best game of all time. Hyperbole? Probably. Do I (momentarily) believe the possibility? Fuck yes.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Trailer: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Gets Its First TV Spot. NFL Kickoff Rock!

During a commercial break in tonight’s NFL Kickoff extravaganza, Sony unveiled the first TV spot for Uncharted 3. It’s Uncharted 3 footage. The fuck else do I have to say, huh? Every time I remember this game is coming I begin to breath too heavy and there’s a certain buzzing in my ears that says “Drink the blood and you shall receive it early.”

Phew!

Hit the jump, watch the video.

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Video: New ‘Uncharted 3’ Trailer Is Hnng OMFG. Need.

There’s a new Uncharted 3 trailer. What else is there to say? I watched it over my girlfriend’s house, and she had a watch a grown-ass man-child audibly moan and paw at the screen like a confused household pet. Do need this. Now.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Sony Claims Only The Most Hardcore Gamers Use ‘PlayStation Home’. LOL.

PlayStation Home is something I’ve never logged into. Ever. I spent something in excess of $500 a year on video games. Not counting my Live! subscription, nor DLC. According to Sony, I am the type of gamer who should be using Playstation Home. I wouldn’t use it for anything short of money. Or good, good porn networks.

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360 Is Selling Twice As Many Online-Capable Games As PS3.

When it comes to the sales of online-capable games the 360 is crushing the PS3. Straight-up top-rope elbow dropping that sumbitch.

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