#July2012
TRENT REZNOR Does ‘BLACK OPS 2’ Theme Song. Ehhhhhh, Que?
Imma buy and play Black Ops 2, because it has joined Thanksgiving and gaining twenty pounds as perennial November habits of mine. Now I know I’ll be partying to a uh, wait what?, theme song by Trent Rezzy when I boot the fucker up.
‘OKAMI’ Getting The HD Treatment On PS3. My Chance At Redemption.
I never got into Okami nor its sequel. Don’t think that I have escaped without feeling guilty about it. This Fall, I shall be afforded a chance to fix this mistake.
[E3 – The Last Of Us] The Apocalypse Is F**king Gorgeous
The Last of Us is asshole-clenching silly gorgeous. If this title drops this year it is easily my title of the year, and if it drops next year it is a strong reason for us to not cave in over the Mayan Apocalypse.
‘METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE’ TRAILER: CUT THINGS. A LOT OF THEM.
E3 is coming, and before it arrives it seems intent on dropping mad trailers on our skulls. Mad trailers! (Suburban hustle right here) The latest game to get a trailer is Metal Gear Rising: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me That’s Not A Word, and the trailer itself seems pretty fucking awful. I love it.
Sony Considered Download-Only Console; Is Close To Buying Cloud Gaming Service.
I have smashed together a couple of interesting reports for you folks. Taken them by their quaint domes and mashed, combining them into a one-stop servicing for all your Sony going Intangible needs.
‘ZONE OF THE ENDS’ SEQUEL Revealed. Nostalgia Pants Creaming
How totally gnarl (yeah, gnarl it’s the cool kids slang down at the local swing set) is this? Finally, Zone of the Enders is coming back! to our consoles.
Blowhard Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff; Industry Rallies To Help Workers
38 Studios had to lay off its entire goddamn staff. The entire thing. Not much of a surprise considering their first game had to sell three million to break even. Thankfully the gaming industry is striving to help out the unemployed workers.
‘STREET FIGHTER’ Box Set Is OSTENTATIOUS AWESOMENESS; F**k Yeah 25 Years
Street Fighter is turning 25 and its partying a bit harder than my girlfriend who recently did the same. Kapow! Capcom is dropping a box set of biblical proportions, and if I was the Street Fighter fetishist I was back in my youth I may take a run at this.
Lawsuit Reveals Infinity Ward’s West and Zampella’s Were Due A Cool $13 Million Bonus Each In 2010
We get to learn so many neat things from the lawsuit Activision rained down on the heads of Jason West and Vince Zampella, the founders of Infinity Ward. The latest? The fat loot they were due in 2010. Lots, and lots of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers worth.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed
Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.