#May2012

More ‘PROMETHEUS’ IMAGES. ALL THE TIME.

Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus  images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.

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New ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: New Stuff, Much Like The Old Stuff

Yet another batch of Prometheus  pictures. This movie and Avengers  are trying to outpace one another in the “Continual Deluge of New Pics of the Same Four Scenes” department.

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NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Riding The Deluge!

New Prometheus  pics. You have to had it to the Marketing  Squadron. They’ve started putting more and more content out there, but have done so in an intelligent manner.  I mean, fuck. All of the new “images” dropping are so heavily derivative of the snacks they’ve already given us. We feel like we’re getting omfg  new Prometheus  swag, while not really getting much spoiled for us.

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NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Futuristic Horror Boner

Here’s a whole slew of new Prometheus  pictures. I have to say, the fucking space suits in this movie are putting my Mass Effect-tribbing, 2001-masturbating, Blade Runner-licking crotch into overdrive. NeedxInfinity.

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‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.

For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises  and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.

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‘PROMETHEUS’ High-Resolution Wallpapers. Futuro-Glory For Our Desktops.

Can’t wait for Prometheus. Won’t wait for Prometheus. I’m storming the Ridley Scott compound right now, glazed in pork grease and chunky peanut butter, intending to take the film. During this liberation, sate yourself with these wallpapers. I’ll have the goods for us soon.

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