Fast & Furious 6 has suffered the glory of having the biggest Memorial Day weekend opening ever. Ever! Just think about that. Me? I’m fucking fine with it. In fact, I hope people read the news and begin uncontrollably vomiting all over themselves. I caught the film last night. Great fun. There was a time when the franchise took itself seriously, but with this latest installment it is clear they have lost their mind. Shitting on physics, bro-dude posturing everywhere. Gorgeous action sequences. Frankly, it’s everything I want in a popcorn flick. However, I may have lost my mind.

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You may or may not know this, but I love the Totally Fast series. Laugh if you want, as I confess that while I find some installments to be clunkers (that fourth movie? woof), while maintaining that the others are fantastic. (Fastastic?) Sure, they’re total homoerotic bro fests, but they never fail to entertain. Me. Entertain me. I should clarify that.

So uh, here is the trailer for the sixth movie.

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