#May2012
Lawsuit Reveals Infinity Ward’s West and Zampella’s Were Due A Cool $13 Million Bonus Each In 2010
We get to learn so many neat things from the lawsuit Activision rained down on the heads of Jason West and Vince Zampella, the founders of Infinity Ward. The latest? The fat loot they were due in 2010. Lots, and lots of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers worth.
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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed
Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.
38 Studios Can’t Make Payroll, Bounces $1.125 Million Check. This Is Me Laughing.
This is me grinning as outspoken anti-Government Waste Curt Schilling descends into everything he once claimed to stand against. Demanding of the state for subsistence, incapable of providing for his own employees, bouncing checks, loving the idea of a safety net.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SPECIAL EDITIONS. Or, How I’ll Be Wasting Money In September
My goodness. My love for Borderlands is unmatched by many a franchise. It is a love so strong that it will have me doing ludicrous things, like opting into ridiculous special editions I don’t need, and really can’t afford.
EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.
The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.
Sony’s FIGHTING GAME Will Be Called ‘PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale’, LOLWUTNO.
Sony’s been working on a Super Smash Bros. equivalent. We’ve known that for a while. Now we know the name of it, and it is so fantastically awful my ass clapped. Yeah dude. My ass. It clapped.
PS MOVE STEERING WHEEL PATENT IS THREE-PRONGED PHALLUS HEAVEN
Check out this peripheral piece of shit! Pow! What a fucking nightmare. It’s a steering wheel piece of plastic nonsense for the PS Move, or as I call it: a fucking waste of money to clip onto a fucking waste of money.
Sony Santa Monica Helping With ‘The Last Guardian’, Excitement Draining.
The Last Guardian. I’ve sweated the game for a while. Wanted it. Needed it. Then Fumito Ueda left Sony and all of a sudden I began to despair. It wasn’t clear how this would affect the game’s progress. Now there’s news that other branches of Sony are being brought in to work on the game, and my asshole is puckering.
Video: Hacked PlayStation Camera Lets Paralyzed Artist Continue His Work.
Tony Quan is a dude unfortunately paralyzed by ALS. Quan is also an artist who isn’t letting that stop him from continuing his craft, thanks to a hacked PlayStation camera.
Jak and Daxter HD Spotted On Retail Site? Oh Yeah, Son. [And Daughter.]
Uncharted is one of my favorite franchises of this generation. It’s done right by me, and millions. Yet, I cannot help but miss Naughty Dog’s previous go-to, Jak and Daxter. So while I never get very excited for an HD remake (outside of MGS), this announcement has my balls a buzzin’.
