#July2012

Gearbox Software CEO: I can’t believe gaming industry hasn’t copied ‘BORDERLANDS’ yet.

Randy Pitchford is shocked that no one in the gaming industry has copied Borderlands yet. Now that you mention it, so am I. It’s like Diablo, only first-person stylee. It’s like Diablo III, but good. In fact, the sequel is my most desired title of the year. Get it! get it!

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‘THE LAST OF US’ VIDEO: Meet Bill, Another (Cranky F**king) Survivor

The Last of Us, won’t you allow me into you? You are so far away. For now I will sate myself on glorious videos, such as this one containing the newest survivor to be revealed.

Hit the jump for the video.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ TRAILER: Full ‘LION KING’ Treatment For Our Horror-Win

Borderlands 2 goes In The Jungle. Wasn’t what you were expecting, but god dammit you’ll fucking love it.

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TWO ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ SCREENSHOTS. OH GOLLY.

You want two screenshots from Grand Theft Auto V? You got it dude.

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TRENT REZNOR Does ‘BLACK OPS 2’ Theme Song. Ehhhhhh, Que?

Imma buy and play Black Ops 2, because it has joined Thanksgiving and gaining twenty pounds as perennial November habits of mine. Now I know I’ll be partying to a uh, wait what?, theme song by Trent Rezzy when I boot the fucker up.

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Report: Sony and Gaikai Partnering To Stream PLAYSTATION GAMES From The Cloud. Future ++

Earlier this week it was reported that Sony was trying to snuggle into the loins of a couple of cloud-based gaming services. If this report is to believed, the lucky dude whose dong Sony is going to tug is none other than Gaikai. What could this mean?!

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‘METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE’ TRAILER: CUT THINGS. A LOT OF THEM.

E3 is coming, and before it arrives it seems intent on dropping mad trailers on our skulls. Mad trailers! (Suburban hustle right here) The latest game to get a trailer is Metal Gear Rising: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me That’s Not A Word, and the trailer itself seems pretty fucking awful. I love it.

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‘ZONE OF THE ENDS’ SEQUEL Revealed. Nostalgia Pants Creaming

How totally gnarl (yeah, gnarl  it’s the cool kids slang down at the local swing set) is this? Finally, Zone of the Enders  is coming back! to our consoles.

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Blowhard Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff; Industry Rallies To Help Workers

38 Studios had to lay off its entire goddamn staff. The entire thing. Not much of a surprise considering their first game had to sell three million  to break even. Thankfully the gaming industry is striving to help out the unemployed workers.

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‘STREET FIGHTER’ Box Set Is OSTENTATIOUS AWESOMENESS; F**k Yeah 25 Years

Street Fighter  is turning 25 and its partying a bit harder than my girlfriend who recently did the same. Kapow! Capcom is dropping a box set of biblical proportions, and if I was the Street Fighter  fetishist I was back in my youth I may take a run at this.

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