#January2015
YES – Spotify coming to PlayStation
Fuck yes! One of the things I miss most in my gaming diet is rocking out to my own tunes whilst ripping shit up. I’ve been devoting time to Far Cry 4 lately EN FUCKING MASSE. And while Kyrat rules, it would rule more if I could Run The Jewels while launching tub-thumpin’ grenades.
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Sony may have accidentally revealed ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ on the PS4. DUN GOOFED!
Sony done fucked up. That’s all I’m saying. No way can you convince me those dildo-heads over at the PlayStation Palace didn’t accidentally reveal Grand Theft Auto V for the PS4.
PLAYSTATION 4 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED: NOV. 15 LIKE WUT.
It’s been dated! The arrival of the PlayStation Computing Station-Fourth! Begin pinching your pennies and hocking your seminal fluids and other reproductive goods. You have until the middle of this November.
Sony dropping PLAYSTATION 4 release plans on August 20. TELL ME.
Dear Sony: I have you all prepped to take my money. The PS4 has been pre-purchased on Amazon. My frothing desire mounts. Now just tell me when the fucking console is dropping.
Rumor: PLAYSTATION 4 dropping OCTOBER 21. MY BODY IS READY. (My wallet? Eh.)
Ever since I signed a contract with the guy behind the 7-Eleven who promised me a launch PS4 in dick blood and tears, I’ve wondered to myself. Namely, what the fuck am I doing with my life? How did he know I’d be so happy to scab my cock head just for a gaming console? Oh! And also when the fucking jam was going to breach shelves.
Well, it looks like we may have an answer.
Press Start: PlayStation 4 Will Finger Bang Your Optic Nerves
Well dang! It’s been a minute since I butt cheek titty fucked this particular column. Press Start! Column where we chat up the weekly happenings in the gaming world. I’ve been busy, okay? The sculpture of Casey Hudson I’ve been crafting made out of my own excrement and sticking pins into to punish him for Mass Effect 3’s ending won’t make itself. Lots of chicken finger plates. Lots of bowel movements. Lots of fun! What matters is that I’m here now. We’re all snuggled up, don’t sniff my fingers, and I’m about to rattle off five things that caught my eyes this week. Don’t see something you dug on the list? Good, this little community doesn’t work without your input. Let’s jam.
