Marvel and Entertainment Weekly have dropped an official look at Paul Rudd in the suit from Ant-Man, ahead of tonight’s premiere of the first trailer.

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Every time I think the Rubicon for Teaser Trailers Teasers Teasing-Teasing Time has been fucking crossed, slop culture rewards me with new wonder. Yesterday Marvel posted an “ant-sized” teaser for the Ant-Man teaser trailer. A teaser trailer teaser gone bite-sized. Now they’ve released a human-sized version of the teaser trailer teaser.

What the fuck is going on.

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I don’t know. Does anyone give a shit about this? I feel like I should. But I don’t. Hey it’s a picture of a villain’s suit. Some villain I don’t know. But is that more about me, or more about the lame fucking villain? Is he even lame? Am I just ignorant? Fuck, yo, I don’t know.

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Fuck if I am familiar with Martin Donovan. But apparently the dude is joining Ant-Man: Don’t Call It A Wright Flick in some sort of important role. Okay! All right! Can you believe this movie is actually going to be fucking premiering less than a year from now? Pray. Join me, fellow Marvel Fanboys. Pray to the Old Gods and New.

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Hey ya’ll. Hey freaks. Do you desire an official synopsis and concept art poster for Ant-Man? Well you’re in luck.

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Ant-Man didn’t just fall off the Director’s Cliff. It suffered multiple compound fractures before breaking its back on the cold, hard floor of reality.

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