People find themselves curious about things that I could never imagine being curious about myself. For example, what is the oldest torrent on The Pirate Bay? Shit never would have crossed my mind. That’s okay though, I respect that all people are different. For instance, I spent a good amount of time this afternoon fantasizing about peanut butter-slathered blow jobs. Probably not that common in the grand scheme of things. Let us respect one another, and enjoy this post.

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