#September2016
Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s ‘Fast and Furious’ Character
Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s character for future Fast and Furious movies. Maybe. Sort of. That is, if you’re willing to believe Paul Walker’s brothers. Here’s hoping it was more of a fever dream of Vin Diesel’s that he pitched to the Walker brothers than a “hey, I’m about to do this thing, guys” sort of thing.
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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro
Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?
‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building
Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.
‘FAST & FURIOUS 7’ being rewritten to give Paul Walker the proper send-off.
A couple of weeks ago I lamented without irony the passing of Paul Walker. Unspoken at the time due to the sweet Bro Dude’s passing was my concern over the Fast & Furious franchise’s future. Also without irony the series of movies are some of my favorite, serving as a healthy conduit for my homoerotic tendencies, desire to drive fast, and stare at Vin Diesel’s ears. It appears that the seventh film is struggling with the same difficulties, though screenwriter Chris Morgan is attempting to find the proper way to sally forth.
Paul Walker has died in a car accident. Extraordinary bro bummer.
Paul Walker has died. It’s telling how much I enjoyed Paul Walker’s participation in the Fast and the Furious movies, ’cause when I first heard this news I felt genuine sadness. Which is pretty much foreign to me when it comes to mourning the passing of celebrities. Boo.
OFFICIAL ‘FAST & FURIOUS 6’ images arrive. Flex and oil yourself, bros.
Oil your fucking shit! Get your best homoerotic pose on! Prepare for the blood bath of misplaced semen and phallic objects that is the newest installment in the Fast & Furious franchise. We got ourselves a fast-paced (ha!) batch of new images for you to chomp upon. Heck yeah!
Rumor: RIHANNA Joining ‘FAST 6’ As A Villain? Chains & Whips Indeed! (What?)
Rihanna may be joining the cast of Fast 6 as a villain? This would be fantastic if she could play some sort of mute savant when it came to guns play and racing cars…and uh, wearing S&M gear and dancing a lot.
Fast Five: Full-Throttle War With the Law
Summer is upon us and what better way to start blockbuster season than flipping a bus carrying convict Dominic Torrento? That’s exactly how Fast Five begins, right where 2009’s Fast and Furious ends – Dom (Vin Diesel) is convicted and being transported to prison. His sister Mia, now pregnant, and best pal Brian (Paul Walker) react to Dom’s sentence by doing what they do best – causing huge car crashes. This is pure popcorn entertainment at its very best and, besides one complaint, I loved every freakin’ frame of it. Its got really well-choreographed action, idiotic charm, and real stunt men doing real stunts. It’s the best bro-car movie since 2 Fast 2 Furious and the best of the franchise hands-down. It makes me want to do push-ups and pound a beer – at the same time!
After a news report states that NO ONE was hurt in the bus crash (seriously the thing flips like 11 times), we jump forward a few months to Rio, where Brian and Mia are hiding out. They get a gig from Dom’s ol’ buddy Vin (from the first Fast) stealing some DEA seized cars off a train. And BAM, Dom is there too. The job sours when it turns out that the Rio kingpin wants the cars and some DEA agents get shot. Is stealing DEA cars from a moving train ever easy?
