#October2014
Adam McKay probably directing a Marvel movie
Adam McKay directing a Marvel movie? Makes sense. The Leviathan is enormous. Its consumptive needs are never-ending, all-expanding. Slowly but surely all talent of even marginal measure will be subsumed into its corpus. The exceptions shall prove the rule. This Leviathan is the Never Ending Comic Book Movie Monster.
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First Official Look: Paul Rudd as Scott Lang in ‘Ant-Man’
Ant-Man has been in production for one day. One day! But that hasn’t stopped the Powers That Be from issuing forth an official look at Paul Rudd. As if to say, “Hey, this movie is still happening!” And “Hey, Paul Rudd is still here!”
Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’ gets Official Comic Con Poster + Synopsis
Hey ya’ll. Hey freaks. Do you desire an official synopsis and concept art poster for Ant-Man? Well you’re in luck.
‘ANT-MAN’ July 2015 release date moving up to old ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ one
To…old…one? What the fuck am I trying to say? Well — I didn’t want to say “release date” twice, but then I got vague. Oh, whatever. We’re not here for that. We’re here to celebrate the Man of Steel franchise doing something good! You see, when Batman vs. Superman vs. Aquaman vacated its planned 2015 date, it allowed something magical to occur. Namely, it allowed Ant-Man to drop sooner!
MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS HANK PYM in ‘ANT-MAN.’ Wait wut?
Well then. Broken news has broken in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Looks like Paul Rudd is going to be playing the more comedic, younger Ant-Man. With Michael Douglas playing an older Hank Pym.
PAUL RUDD is ANT-MAN. OFFICIALLY. Welcome to the MCU, brah.
Paul Rudd is going to be Ant-Man. Paul Rudd is going to be joining the MCU. This — this fries my brain with glory, happiness, glee, confusion. Paul Rudd is going to Ant-Man for Edgar Wright. Is this real life? Times are good, man.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT and PAUL RUDD front-runners for ‘ANT-MAN’ LEAD.
I’m down with either JGL or Paul Rudd entering through the thickened mucous membrane of casting and seizing the leading role in Ant-Man. Though if I have to play favorites, I’m pretty sure I’d cream everywhere if JGL got the job. I mean, because he’s JGL.
Christina Applegate Confirmed For ‘ANCHORMAN 2’, The Band Is Back!
Christina Applegate is back! She will be reprising her role as Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman 2: The Quest for More Money.
‘ANCHORMAN 2’ TEASER TRAILER Dares You To Cream Your Pantaloons.
Here’s the teaser trailer for Anchorman: The Legend Continues. It wants you to cream your pants; I suggest you acquiesce. It feels good, you know?
‘THIS IS 40’ TRAILER: Judd Apatow Is All, LOL WE GET OLD.
The trailer for Judd Apatow’s sort-of sequel to Knocked Up has dropped and it’s pretty meh. Pretty fucking easy jokes about hitting the midlife, peppered in with some occasional amusement. I’m hoping the Red Band trailer will hold the genuine funnies.
