#October2013
‘PARKS AND REC’ ON HIATUS STARTING NOW. DARKNESS, DARKNESS.
This is some shade of bullshit. To quote the billionaire Jay Z, NBC can kiss my whole asshole.
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ROB LOWE and RASHIDA JONES leaving ‘PARKS AND REC’ next season. Literally sad, man.
Whaaa? How dare these two wonderful people leave one of my favorite shows? I mean. Fuck. Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones leaving Parks and Rec? More like my heart is PARKS and WRECKED! Ha! Get it? Oh whateverfuckyou.
SAM ELLIOTT to play RON SWANSON’S RIVAL on ‘PARKS AND REC.’ Remarkable.
It’s going to be a goddamn Mustache-Off on this season of Parks and Rec. Sam “Best Mustache, Best Voice Ever” Elliott is joining the show to play the rival of everyone’s favorite Libertarian. Fuck to the yes, high to the five.
Monday Morning Commute: fast-food debauchery
Aloha! Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute! What is it that I do here at the MMC? Well, first I gather up all of Spaceship OL’s passengers – nerd-culture slovens and amigos and infidels alike! Then, I show `em the various bits of art and trash and fast-food debauchery that I’ll be devourin’ during the course of the week. At this point, I deactivate the laser-shackles and let the wayfarers bludgeon one another with their prospective plans for destroying ennui and undermining workplace productivity.
It’s a thing of goddamn beauty.
C’mon, jump in and join the madness!
The ‘PARKS AND REC’ Cast As DC SUPERHEROES By Vicky Ryan Rules
Vicky Ryan has gone and done up the cast of Parks and Rec as DC superheroes. This move answers the seemingly impossible question, “What could make Ron Swanson bad ass?”, to which I would have previously said nothing.
