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Weekend Open Bar: And miles to go before I sleep
This — my friends and enemies — is Open Bar. Its sole purpose is to serve as an electronic refuge, asylum, comic shop, table in your favorite pub, during the duration of the Weekend. Quite literally any and all non-malicious behavior is welcome.
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Weekend Open Bar: Stuff Your Mouth With Meat (Memorial Day Redux)
Hey fuckers! This is Weekend Open Bar. The 48-hour+ column where anything goes! Your one-stop chance to spout off about how The Illuminati is throwing games of Titanfall, comment on a show you’re marathoning this weekend, or post pictures of your genitals.
Monday Morning Commute: Spring Sprang Sprung
Hello friends! Bad news. I lied, last week. I lied to your face, while sipping Diet Dew through a Twizzler. That’s how much I didn’t respect you. I said that Rendar would be back today, to guide us through Monday Morning Commute. The column where we share the savory and scintillating things that are helping us get through the work week. Arts, farts, foods, and fascinations. But Rendar ain’t back. Not yet. You’re stuck with me, Caff-Pow. Not even a healthy one, neither. I got phlegm-lungs like you wouldn’t believe. Whatever! We’re all just going to have to make due!
This is what’s on my mind this week.
Weekend Open Bar: Dance, You Swine!
It’s been a hot minute since we’ve rocked a Weekend Open Bar, but fuck it! As the kids say (said! like two years ago!) #YOLO. It’s been quiet around here, so this is the perfect post to just shoot the breeze. Share your plans for the weekend! Post dumb gifs. Enumerate the various reasons that you’re turned on by the Kool-Aid Man. (Pretty much) anything goes!
‘OPRHAN BLACK’ Season 2 Trailer: Many Clones, Many Problems
Like god knows how many clones running around in Orphan Black, and they’re all suffering shit lives. Can’t wait to see said shit lives continue! Plus! Fucking Plus! Is that Doral from BSG running around? Fuck yes.
New ‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season 2 Trailer: All Your Clones Are Belong To Us
New Orphan Black trailer! New Orphan Black trailer! Drop down and get your clone on? Or something?
Just hit the jump.
‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season Two Trailer: You Don’t Own Us!
More Orphan Black! More Orphan Black! Gods Be Good, please let the season two premiere arrive already. Posto-cuto, there is the an S2 trailer, as well as a couple of sneak previews.
Best of 2013 – The Dude’s Picks
As 2013 comes to a close, I look back on a rather lackluster year for myself. I feel like I’m standing still, stuck in the mud, and need a kick in the ass to move forward. While I didn’t hate the year, it will soon be forgotten and added to the long list of unremarkable events that make up my back story when I become a hero lion tamer that moonlights as a vigilante. Here’s a list of things I might remember from 2013.
‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season Two Teaser Trailer: One of a Kind(s)
Early Christmas present, braj! It’s a teaser trailer for Orphan Black‘s second season. Not much in the way of footage, it still serves to spool up my excite!-glands.
First ‘OPRHAN BLACK’ Season 2 image. Plus! Details!
My body is ready! My mind is ready! It’s time for more Orphan Black in my gut-butt-soul. The minds behind the show must know this, because they’ve dropped the first morsels related to the show’s second season.
