#March2016
Marvel’s ‘Iron Fist’ casts Finn Jones (‘Game of Thrones’) as its star
Briefly, cause I’m at work and want to post this ASAP. I will drop my thoughts in the comments later. What do you think?
Oh: Ronda Rousey starring in ‘Road House’ remake
So, I love Ronda Rousey. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Road House. But I’m not so sure about the two of them combining forces. I mean. I’m going to see it though. ‘Cause Ronda.
Danny Boyle’s next movie is the ‘Trainspotting’ sequel
These days, Danny Boyle is putting the finishing touches on the upcoming Steve Jobbers flick. This means that the good sir is soon going to turn his All-Seeing-Camera-Eye (just own this shitty sentence, Caff, own it) on his next project. Which turns out! to be the talked about Trainspotting sequel.
‘War of the Planet of the Apes’ casts Gabriel Chavarria as one of its leads
Serious question: who is Gabriel Chavarria? Even more serious question: do you realize how fucking profitable the Apes franchise is? I was talking with Eddie about this a couple of weeks ago. These movies have been fucking colossal amounts of money. And yet — do any of us really give a second thought to these films? Maybe I’m wrong, but I usually equate insane amounts of money made with at least some sort of lasting resonance. I’m an idealist, aren’t I? Anyways, yeah. Gabriel Chavarria. Lead in the next Apes flick.
Huh? Dolph Lundgren currently filming ‘Kindergarten Cop 2’
This is a thing that’s happening. To our childhood. To our culture. To our collective history as mankind. Is it good? Is it bad. None of us know.
Confirmed: ‘Spider-Man’ reboot being written by ‘Vacation’ Co-Directors
Pending rumor is confirmed, transmuting pending rumor into bonafide fact. Now will the Vacation co-directors do the script justice? I have no idea. The aforementioned movie looks funny enough to me, though. So I’m optimistic.
Michael Cera is voicing Robin in the ‘Lego Batman’ movie
Michael Cera voicing Robin in the Lego Batman movie? Sounds great to me. Hot off of his doppelganger Jesse Eisenburger saying Comic-Con was like “genocide”, it’s nice to see the other shoe-gazing kiddo embracing the community. (This is probably a completely unfair assessment. I don’t fucking care.)
