I’ve only see the first Expendables. Only the first, because it fucking sucked. And nothing has given me any indication other than the sequels were somehow worse. But fuck. If Hulk Hogan is riding into the next installment, I might have to see it.

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Watch out parents. Your kids are going to destroy your life with microtransactions. Hide your Apple ID. Hide its password. Otherwise, you’re going to have a broke ass  bank account, and a glorious pimped out ninja.

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