#November2016

Nintendo Attractions Coming To Universal Studios In Orlando And Hollywood

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Man! What a time to be a theme park-loving geek! Not only are we getting a Star Wars-themed park at Disney, we are also getting Nintendo attractions at Universal Studios.

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‘Super Mario Run’ Hitting iPhone And iPad on December 15

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We now know when Nintendo’s next license to print money will arrive. Super Mario Run is hitting iPhone and iPad on December, running for a cool $9.99. There will also be a free version, apparently.

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Report: Wii U Is Going Out Of Production This Week

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Woah. This week, Nintendo is officially ceasing production of the Wii U. I guess they’re fully switching (ha!) their focus to its successor.

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Nintendo Revealing All The Details About The Switch In January

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The Nintendo Switch reveal last week was, at best, a slickly produced bit of masturbatory vaporware. No console launch details such as price, games, launch date were provided. But! Apparently! Nintendo will be providing all the, you know, relevant information in January.

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Watch: 40 Stunning Minutes of ‘Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is shaping up to be a fucking stunning, gorgeous spectacle. I thought that before this 40 minutes of gameplay, and I doubly think it now.

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Nintendo Switch Trailer: Meet Their New Console, sort of a Wii U 2.0

First blush: This is a more fully realized version of the Wii U, for better or worse. Second blush: I think it’s actually pretty cool, but I don’t know if its for me. Third blush: fuck, if I want to play the new Nintendo first-party games I guess it has to be.

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Dark Horse is publishing new ‘The Legend of Zelda’ Art Book in 2017

‘Super Mario Run’ is coming to Apple’s App Store

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I know I’m way late posting this, but, hey. Semester just started. I’m covered in fatigue and sweat. Just getting around to it. It’s worth mentioning anyways, right? Nintendo really, really, really dipping their toes into the mobile game. Right?

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Report: Nintendo NX is bringing back Cartridges; party like it’s 1996

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Nintendo is bringing back cartridges, the format that single-handedly delivered them a strong L in the Nintendo 64 generation. Though, I mean, they’ve never truly went away for Nintendo, have they? Given their portable systems and all. Still though, bringing them back for their home console seems like an interesting idea. I have no idea if it’ll work. I know nothing.

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Watch: A Hamster clearing a ‘Super Mario Bros’ level is your Monday Zen