#February2017

Watch: Nintendo’s First Super Bowl Ad Is All About The Switch

Man. I had no idea that Nintendo has *never* run an on-air ad during the Super Bowl. But the company is breaking with tradition this year, rolling out an advertisement to promote the Switch.

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‘Super Mario Odyssey’ Trailer: A Sandbox Romp For The Plumber

Super Mario Odyssey has got a lot of dope stuff going on, in its trailer. Typical 3D Mario gameplay, wonderful music. It’s also got a lot of uh, weird stuff, going on. Like, seeing Mario interact with “realistic” humans, “realistic” humans who look like 1993 CGI nightmares makes me really uncomfortable. But, but uh, I’m still excited for this game.

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Nintendo Switch Dropping On March 3 For $300

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Man. Nintendo Switch is dropping fucking *soon*, for $300.

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Nintendo Filed A Trademark For ‘Eternal Darkness’ In December

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Holy shit, Nintendo. Don’t even play that you’re resurrecting Eternal Darkness. Don’t even! Fuck, I loved the original.

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Report: Nintendo Switch Runs 40 Percent Slower While Undocked

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According to a report, the Nintendo Switch is going to run 40% slower while it’s undocked. With great mobility comes great cost, it appears. As someone who both wants a Switch and doesn’t mobile game at all, this doesn’t bother me. But I imagine it may bum some folk out?

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The Original ‘Legend Of Zelda’ Map Gets Gorgeous 3D Printing

original legend of zelda map 3d printed

Oh, those fucking Minecraft wizards are back at it again. Gamer Willard McFarland bought this gorgeous 3D-printed Legend of Zelda map from one. Aforementioned wizard spent fucking months building it in aforementioned Minecraft, and then 3D-printed it. The future is wild.

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Report: Nintendo Switch To Get GameCube Games Via Virtual Console

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The Nintendo Switch is going to be getting GameCube games, folks! That’s if you believe EuroGamer. And, I do!

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Watch: The Nintendo Switch Makes Its Debut On Jimmy Fallon

How much do I hunger for Nintendo Switch footage and information? I’m willing to ingest serious amounts of interminably dreadful Jimmy Fallon to get some.

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Two ‘Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Trailers: Give Us This Already

Nintendo. Enough. Just give us this new Zelda already. These trailers are too sexy, the wait has been too long. Give us. Give me!

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Nintendo Holding “Hands-On” Switch Event In New York On January 13

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Nintendo is unveiling the fuck out of the Switch in Japan on January 12. Yes, yes they are. However, they’re also following that event up a day later, with a “hands-on” event in New York.

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