#November2011
PETA Is Pissed About Mario’s Tanooki Suit. Dios Mio.
PETA must be bored. Or worried that their ridiculous posturing is getting boring. So they’ve come out swinging at the gaming industry. Last week they were like tots worried about being able to kill a rat in Battlefield 3. Now they’re sweating Mario’s Tanooki suit.
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Miyamoto Interested In 3D Remakes of 2D Zelda Titles. C’mon Now Bro!
Miyamoto isn’t resigned to watching Nintendo’s shitty Nintendo 3D-3DSiL choke on its own 3d excessiveness. Nah! Naw son! He’s going to save it. By bringing to life 3D remakes. Of 2D Zelda games. Wut.
Trailer: ‘Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’. Starts Boring, Gets Dope.
I feel like I should be more excited for Skyward Sword. In fact, I’m not even planning on getting it right away. My how times have changed. The trailer just continues this ennui on my behalf. It’s pretty boring, boring, boring. Then the last five seconds seem pretty fucking swell. Then it ends.
Hit the jump to check it out, and let me know what you think.
Nintendo Announcing Greater Loss Than Expected For First Half. What Will Wii Do?!
Nintendo is bleeding money out of its orifices. It’s a different concept, because since they launched the Waving Phallus-ii back in 2006 they’ve been printing money just to waste it wiping their cruddy bums on. These days? These days they be spittin’ losses everywhere. Double what was expected. Frowns. Frowns afoot.
Super Smash Bros. Melee Hits Splash Mountain. Like A Boss. (What?)
We all think we handle the Splash Mountain picture like a boss. C’mon, you think your pose is hilarious when the flash comes. Running down to check it out. We’ve been bested, friends.
Feast your eyes on the beauty that is Super Smash Bros. Melee among the plunge.
Mari0: Playable Super Mario Bros…With A Portal Gun. Outstanding.
There’s a two man team called Stab Yourself who are endeavoring to bring to the world Mari0. The original Super Mario Bros modified with a fucking portal gun. It is as amazing as it sounds. It’s currently in development for Windows, Linux, and OSX. Please lord let this come to light.
Hit the jump to see it in motion.
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Gets November Release Date. Good Lord.
Even previous to this news. November to my wallet: fuck you. November to my school work: fuck you. November to my sanity: fuck you. The month in games was already too much, now it’s threatening to break me. I never thought I’d actually lament a much-anticipated game’s release date as being too close, but here it is.
Cliffy B Says ‘Wii U’ Haters Talk Shiz, Will Buy It Anyways.
Dude Huge has been spoutin’ off lately, and I’m all for it. The new object he’s aiming his Lancer at? Nintendo haters. Cliffy B hast seen the Wii U, and claims that those running their mouths about it are full of shit. They’ll be snagging it anyways.
DEFEAT. 039 – true believers
Daryl’s resolve had been fully reinstalled by Vanessa, the love of his life. He now had a force fortifying him, filling the few remaining empty spots of his soul with purpose. With an emotional connection expressed physically, one is far less vulnerable to the wounds that Life so desperately tries to inflict with His rapier.
That is, of course, unless heartbreak is involved. For as rewarding as is the ascent to the top of the mountain, the tumbling downward is doubly painful. Given enough time, even the most sincere relationships can deteriorate, either losing their vitality or compromising until all that remains is a shadow.
And the shade is fine. Unless you’ve walked in the sunlight.
‘Wii U’ Graphics Chip Is Last-Gen Radeon, Stronger Than PS3 and Xbox 360.
I don’t know much about graphics cards. Even with that, I’m always interested in HOW POWAH-FUL a new console is going to be. So when details regarding the ‘Wii U’ graphics chip comes out, I nod my head and pretend to understand whatever the fuck it means.
Nod! Smile! Repeat!
