#January2017
‘Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Trailer: Nintendo’s System Seller Drops On Launch Day
Man. This game looks fucking gorgeous and it’s dropping on launch day for the Nintendo Switch. I think I’m going to be waiting a while to play it though, seeing as to how I went to bed as opposed to waiting to reserve a copy of the console on Amazon or some shit. But. Man. Gorgeous.
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‘Super Mario Odyssey’ Trailer: A Sandbox Romp For The Plumber
Super Mario Odyssey has got a lot of dope stuff going on, in its trailer. Typical 3D Mario gameplay, wonderful music. It’s also got a lot of uh, weird stuff, going on. Like, seeing Mario interact with “realistic” humans, “realistic” humans who look like 1993 CGI nightmares makes me really uncomfortable. But, but uh, I’m still excited for this game.
Report: Nintendo Switch Runs 40 Percent Slower While Undocked
According to a report, the Nintendo Switch is going to run 40% slower while it’s undocked. With great mobility comes great cost, it appears. As someone who both wants a Switch and doesn’t mobile game at all, this doesn’t bother me. But I imagine it may bum some folk out?
Nintendo Taking The Switch On A “Preview Tour” Next Month
I’m already *way* in on the Nintendo Switch. I mean. They had me at first-party titles. I mean. They *really* had me at the new Zelda. But if you’re not convinced, perhaps attending the mofuckin’ rolling Switch tour that Nintendo is rolling out next month can convince you.
Miyamoto Totally Teased New Mario Game With Shirt On Fallon
Shigeru Miyamoto wore a t-shirt on the Jimmy Fallon show this week, and it caught the attention of many. Could he, we speculated as the Internet Geeks, be teasing something? According to Nintendo of America’s senior product marketing, he was!
Watch: The Nintendo Switch Makes Its Debut On Jimmy Fallon
How much do I hunger for Nintendo Switch footage and information? I’m willing to ingest serious amounts of interminably dreadful Jimmy Fallon to get some.
Two ‘Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Trailers: Give Us This Already
Nintendo. Enough. Just give us this new Zelda already. These trailers are too sexy, the wait has been too long. Give us. Give me!
Nintendo Holding “Hands-On” Switch Event In New York On January 13
Nintendo is unveiling the fuck out of the Switch in Japan on January 12. Yes, yes they are. However, they’re also following that event up a day later, with a “hands-on” event in New York.
Leaked: The Nintendo Switch Will Cost $250 For Basic Model, $315 For More Storage
The price of the Nintendo Switch has leaked, and it appears to be cheap! Damn cheap! $250 for the basic model, $315 for one with more storage.
