#April2017
Nintendo has sold 2.7 million Switch Consoles, imagine if they actually stocked it?
Nintendo has sold a good amount of Switch consoles. 2.7 million, in fact. Can you imagine how many they’d sell if they actually *fucking* stocked the console?
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‘Minecraft’ dropping on the Nintendo Switch on May 11
Nintendo’s ZeldaTablet is going to be getting Minecraft this May. Mercifully, this arrival will make it impossible to ask the question, “If a console drops, and it doesn’t have Minecraft, is it really real?” or some shit whatever fuck.
Square Enix developing new title for Nintendo Switch, also contemplating ports
Square Enix is bringing a new title to the Nintendo Switch. But that ain’t all, as the company seems a bit hype for the glorified ZeldaTablet. How hype? They’re contemplating ports of existing titles.
Nintendo Doubles Switch Production, While Surprised By Its Sales
Even Nintendo is shocked at how quickly their ZeldaTablet is selling. The company has announced that it is doubling its production plans for the console, which is impressive for a company that is constantly creating artificial scarcity.
Report: Nintendo Switch Has Sold More Than 1.5 Million Consoles Worldwide
Nintendo has moved more than 1.5 million Switches! In the first week or so! That’s a lot of glorified Zelda-playing tablets sold! (And though I hate, dammit I would probably buy a Switch if I could find one.)
Nintendo Switch Fastest Two-Day Seller In Nintendo Console History
Many have wondered why Nintendo would rush out the broken-ass, under-supported, overly expensive Nintendo Switch. This is why. In case you were wondering.
Nintendo Switch Is Launching Without A Virtual Console
The Nintendo Switch is hitting without a Virtual Console. This doesn’t really bother me, rather it raises questions about how quickly the company is rushing the console out the door. Which also really doesn’t bother me, because I’m not getting it at launch.
Nintendo Is Teasing GameCube Virtual Console For Switch
Nintendo Switch is totally getting a GameCube virtual console, huh? I mean, when you have top execs from Nintendo throwing flowers at the idea, it certainly feels inevitable.
Nintendo Using Unreal Engine For Switch, Miyamoto Says They’ve “Mastered” It
Nintendo, in what feels like a departure to at least me, is using the Unreal Engine with Switch.
‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ Dropping On Nintendo Switch In April
Want some Mario Kart 8 on your Nintendo Switch? This April, you’re in fucking luck! But you better be prepared to either a) play it alone or b) holy fucking shit pay an insane amount for a second controller.
