#December2017
Nintendo Switch has sold 10 million units in only nine fucking months. I say goddamn!
The Nintendo Switch is selling like goddamn gangbusters, buoyed by two of the top reviewed games of the year. Like, it is really selling like gangbusters.
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Nintendo planning to heavily increase Switch hardware production in 2018. Apparently they like money more than scarcity
Nintendo got themselves some fucking plans in 2018 to ramp up Switch production. Not exactly a fucking controversial move, here. You know, given that the console dropped two of the best reviewed games since I sprouted pubes in the same fucking year.
Nintendo expecting Switch to outsell the Wii U in only a fucking year
The Nintendo Switch is selling like goddamn gangbusters. You already know that, don’t you? You’re also not surprised, since Nintendo dropped two of the best games in years on the console in the same year. But, do you understand just how fucking well it is selling? Here’s some context.
Views From The Space-Ship: I’m Not Allowed! I’m Not Allowed!
I…haven’t done a Desktop Thursdays since April? Sweet, Christ! Sweet, Christmas! Time melts, evaporates, races, fades, but most infuriatingly: continues. Whelp, here we are! Returned! By Christ, By Cthulhu, By Your Gods and Mine! So, let’s do this, comrades, enemies, bitter but sexually charged rivals! Let’s share our world(s!) Our real worlds! Our virtual! Anything, everything, yadda yadda, et cetera.
Tuesday Evening Commute: Let The Chemicals Whisper
I don’t know, what the fuck do you want from me? Just kind of in a funk, lately. Not pervasive, rather it sort of floats in and out of my day. Tired. Burnt out. Expressed the idea to my wife yesterday and her response was immediate, logical, and undeniable: I haven’t had a proper vacation in who the fuck knows how long, and I work myself to death. Always busy. Always tired. Always distracted.
Case in point, I write the above paragraph at 2pm during my lunch break. But, here I am, now! It’s 7pm. I have surfed time, space, commuter traffic, a half-assed workout, and a dog walk to rejoin this act of writing. I’m just, you know. Tired.
But! Hey! It’s Monday Morning Commute! By way of Tuesday. Despite being slathered in a melange of malaise, I’m actually looking forward to some shit this week, I’m actually consuming some pop culture I’m enjoying this week.
Join me in the comments with your own pop culture proclivities, thoughts on existence, gifs of furries farting on cakes. I don’t give a shit.
‘Super Mario Odyssey’ E3 Trailer: The Next Mario Oddity Is Dropping October 27th
Man. Super Mario Odyssey looks both *straight out its fucking mind* and *fantastic*, dude. I…I need a switch.
Nintendo Switch’s online service will cost $20 a year and offer free classic games
There’s a lot about Nintendo Switch’s online platform that still seems cumbersome, and confusing as fuck. However, what is an assuredly dope about the service is that it’s only going to run $20 a year, and offer free classic games.
Report: Nintendo planning massive boost to Switch manufacturing in time for the holidays
2017 surely is the end times. ‘Cause if the reports are to be believed, Nintendo is actually planning a massive manufacturing push for the Switch. Go figure — they want their console to be purchasable during the holiday season. Madness. As I said, the end times.
‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ for the Switch is faster seller in series history
The ZeldaTablet got another killer app this week, in the form of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I really, really want to play that motherfucker with friends, and apparently a lot of other people do too.
