#January2019
Nintendo Switch is soon gonna pass Nintendo 64’s lifetime sales. This is kinda fucking wild, no?
We all knew the Nintendo Switch was a successful-ass console. But, how successful is Nintendo’s current renaissance? Soon, the motherfucker is going to pass N64’s lifetime sales.
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The Nintendo Switch is the fastest-selling console of this generation in America. I don’t fuck with it, but it’s good news nonetheless
Despite not really enjoying it (I sold mine), I respect and appreciate the Nintendo Switch. So, I dig the news that it’s the fastest-selling console of this generation. The gaming world is just more interesting when Nintendo is relevant, right?
‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches
Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.
Report: New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, may be more powerful than an Amazon Fire this time
New Nintendo Switch hardware dropping in 2019, ya’ll. While the company continues to sell a fucking shitload of units, it makes sense to upgrade the guts every so often.
Nintendo Switch going to offer access to digital comics soon, as console continues to be quirky and fantastic
I fuck with the Nintendo Switch way more in theory than I do in actuality. In other words, I really appreciate the console, but rarely play it. But, how can I not fuck with it? Especially as it continues adding dope things like this.
‘Diablo 3’ is officially coming to Nintendo Switch, continues spreading to every possible platform
Nintendo Switch is getting Diablo 3, because it’s a console and viable platform. And if you haven’t noticed, Diablo 3 intends on being on all of them. That snark aside, the handheld makes a lot of sense for the title.
‘The Banner Saga 3’ is arriving this summer and dropping on Nintendo Switch first
This is a neat little coup for the Nintendo Switch, my dudes. The Banner Saga 3 is dropping this summer, and it’s arriving first on Nintendo’s console-handheld chimera. I’ve never played either of the titles in the series, but I’ve only heard really good things.
Nintendo reveals “Nintendo Labo” which are bonkers DIY cardboard toys that interact with Switch
It’s, like, really fucking hard to describe Nintendo Labo in a headline. It’s a collection of DIY cardboard toys that, like, interact with the Switch and its Joy Cons. But, that really doesn’t do the inventive nature of the, uh, peripheral, or uh movement, or uh, concept justice. I just know that it’s really cool, and perhaps it’s a lazy metaphor, but seems like a great way for kids (and adults!) to experiment and grow through gaming like Minecraft.
Nintendo Switch has become the fastest selling console* ever in the United States
Man, Switch ain’t fucking around. According to the TabulatorWizards over at Nintendo, it’s the fastest selling console* ever in the United States. This news is pretty impressive on multiple fronts. First, the sales are impressive. Second, that they’ve bamboozled so many people into thinking a handheld with an HDMI port is a console is impressive.
Nintendo planning to sell 20 million more Switch units next year. And shit, I believe ’em
Nintendo is aiming to sell 20 million more Switch units next year. With the way the motherfuckers are selling, especially with the ramped up production, I can’t help but think they’re going to pull it off.
