#August2013
NINTENDO announces ‘2DS’; it’s like the ‘3DS’ but lacking a dimension.
Nintendo has announced the 2DS. It’s an ugly ass rendition of their 3DS, but you know. Without the third dimension. This is actually sort of neat to me, because I’ve always been interested in Nintendo’s current handheld. I just didn’t really give a shit about the three-dimensions. Unfortunately, this 2Dimensional-S is also ugly as sin.
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NINTENDO Announces New, Larger 3DS. Called The ‘3DS XL’, It Farts On Early Adopters.
Ah, as if the Nintendo 3DS and its launch didn’t suffer enough strife. There’s a new iteration of the handheld dropping this summer, with a larger screen and uh, 4D capabilities.
I made up one of those.
NINTENDO Showing MARIO Game For the ‘Wii U’ At E3
Nintendo is going to launch their next console sensibly, which is to say with a Mario game. They’ll be showing it at this year’s E3, and I totally can’t wait. Okay, I can wait. Can you?
