#June2018
‘Mandy’ Trailer: Sign me the fuck up for Nic Cage’s bloody revenge flick
You’re either excited by this trailer, or you’re fucking wrong. Just know, I love you either way. But, you’re either excited. Or, you’re wrong.
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‘Action Comics’ #1 going for nearly $2 million halfway through auction
Well it looks like my offer of “Promising to take really good care of it” and “Several dozen empty Diet Dew cans” isn’t going to be enough to buy the copy of Action Comics #1 currently at auction. The comic, which is supposedly like the nicest, most pristine copy of it ever, is going for nearly $2 million. Halfway through the auction.
‘THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN LIVES’ Trailer: Documenting Burton’s Barf?
How the fuck did I miss (or forget?) that there was a documentary being made about Tim Burton’s failed Superman project? Too much to contain within the rotting mush between my ears. Anyhoo — the trailer for the documentary has arrived (from Krypton? LOLIHATEMYSELF), and it looks pretty fucking awesome.
Press Start: No News For April Fools
It’s after this holiest of holy weekends that I like to give thanks to the lord baby Jesus for giving us the gift of video games, for introducing the concept of extra lives and, most importantly, dying for our sins so that we are all able to wallow in our own filth whilst we gaze into the screen for an entire weekend, shoveling poultry and confectionery down our unrelenting gullets.
Thank you, Jesus.
NIC CAGE in Tim Burton’s SUPERMAN SUIT. ‘Cause you deserve nightmares.
Hey friends. You have probably thought you have seen the last of the nightmare that was Tim Burton’s Superman. Double wrong. Bask in the radioactive glory that is Nicky Cage in the Super-suit.
Nic Cage x ‘THE HOBBIT’ = You’re welcome.
Shout out to community member and friend Jilly for bringing this to my attention. One hyper-manic actor to rule them all.
Nic Cage confirmed for ‘EXPENDABLES 3’, guarantees best movie ever.
Okay, I’m not even going to see it. So yeah. Not the best movie ever. However, there’s been a dearth of Nicky Cage news lately, and those who know me know this makes me a bit sad in the scrotum. So let us dance to this announcement.
Nic cage going to do ‘THE EXPENDABLES 3’ and now I have to see it. Maybe Harrison Ford too.
Nic Cage is going to do The Expendables 3. Good goddammit. The first flick sucked, I’m not enticed by the second, and now I’m going to have to see the third. My love for Cage and his penchant for madcap completely awful roles is well documented, and he is signing up for this pure fecaltainment I’m theater bound.
NIC CAGE goes VOLTRON. Assemble the flesh-based doombot.
And in that moment, as the tides of blood washed upon the shores of our collective consciousness, there arose a hero forged for such an occasion.
Everything Was Nicolas Cage; A Moment of Zen.
Let the musky cosmic scent of Sir Nic wash over you in these troubled times. Stressed about finals? Christmas shopping? That itch on your groin becoming a boil? Don’t worry. The Good One is watching over us.
