Apple continues to have an absolute right to  just keep  printing  money at their own leisure. At this point I think their marketing campaigns for new products could consist of “Fuck you, buy this” and “We’re fucking Apple”, and it wouldn’t slow them down in the eyes of their legions (of which I am a more resistant follower).

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Apple doesn’t reveal products so much as they drop bunker busting oblitera-bombs on my generation. At this point you’ve already heard and read and reveled and despised all the details regarding Apple’s iPad 3, or as they’re calling it the “New iPad” which I suppose it technically is and shit. But let’s pretend you haven’t.

Hit the jump for the deets.

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