#January2017
Marvel’s ‘Defenders’ Come Together On ‘Entertainment Weekly’ Cover
Here’s a look at all of Marvel’s Defenders. Together. Truthfully being rude af and posting up on a fine citizen’s taxicab just so they can look bad ass. But hey, whatever. When you save NYC, you understandably grow a sense of entitlement.
Netflix Offline Viewing Is Now Available For Our Consumption Needs
You can now finally download Netflix movies for offline viewing. Finally! So download all them movies and get media-corpulent while disconnected from bandwidth-pipes.
Dave Chappelle Releasing Three Comedy Specials Through Netflix
Oh, happy days. And an early Christmas treat to us all. Dave Chappelle is dropping three, *three!* comedy specials through Netflix.
Ubisoft And Netflix In Talks About A TV Series
Ubisoft is already churning out what looks like a dank turd in the form of the Assassin’s Creed movie. Now that they’ve got that medium locked down, it makes sense that the bloated behemoth is setting its eyes on television.
Rumor: Disney Wants To Buy Netflix. Hail, The Monoculture!
The consolidation of Everything into the corpus the House of Mouse is continuing, if you believe these rumors. The next to be absorbed? Netflix.
New ‘Elektra’ Comic Coming Penned By Netflix ‘Luke Cage’ Writer
There’s a new, very Netflix-looking Elektra comic book hitting the shelves. Huzzah! One can imagine this title is coming courtesy of the character’s popularity in the second of Daredevil. The Netflix connection don’t stop there, either! No. Indeed, a writer from Netflix’s Luke Cage series shall be penning the series!
Elektra Will Be In ‘The Defenders’, Hopefully Surprising No One
Elektra is going to be in The Defenders! This apparently is surprising some people, who thought she legitimately “died” in the second season of Daredevil. Nah! C’mon!
Netflix To Have More Subscribers Than Cable By 2017
Apparently by 2017, Netflix is going to have more subscribers than cable. This is one of those factoids I wish I was smart enough to analyze. Instead, though, I’ll just shake my head emptily like a good Modern Citizen, and Marvel.
‘The Punisher’ coming to Netflix in 2017; Five Castings Announced
Netflix has officially announced it, folks. The Punisher is coming to their streaming service next year.
Voltron Season 2 Trailer: Voltron (Dis)Assembled
Last night, I finally finished the first season of Netflix’s Voltron resurrection. What a fucking show! What a fucking epic ass finale. I can’t wait for its return in January. And if you’re like me, gnashing your teeth in hunger, in a desire to know what’s next, maybe you’ll find solace in this trailer. Which is after the fucking jump because it keeps auto-playing what the fuck.