#January2018
Rumor: Apple is thinking about buying Netflix, cause Disney or something, right?
Apple can’t just sit around and let Disney buy up our culture! Hell to the fuck to the no! So, what’s an equally aspiring monolith to do in the face of Disney’s Fox acquisition? It’s simple, friends. Buy Netflix.
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Netflix drops ‘Stranger Things’ old school mobile game. Also gives a middle finger to oversaturation
Netflix has dropped a Stranger Things game on mobile devices today, seemingly out of nowhere. Assuredly the company intends on pumping the fucking brain-plate of the collective consciousness full of the Upside Down Shit, to celebrate the second season’s release this month.
‘The Punisher’ Trailer: Frank Castle has one goal: revenge. And also, like, lots of murder.
Get it! One goal? Cause, you know, Metallica’s “One” plays throughout the first trailer for The Punisher. Anyways. Fuck yeah to the fuck yes, this trailer rocks.
Marvel and ‘Star Wars’ movies *will* be exclusive to Disney’s new streaming service
Remember when Disney announced they were starting a streaming service? And when they said they were taking their Marvel and Star Wars flicks and going home? But then Netflix was like woah woah, we’re going to negotiate and try and keep them? Well, Netflix ain’t keeping them. They’re going to be exclusive to the House of Mouse’s streaming service.
‘Mindhunter’ Teaser Trailer: Have Sex With Your Face
Here’s a little teaser trailer for David Fincher’s Netflix series, Mindhunter. I’ve been sweating the series for a minute at this point, and the snippet does nothing but stoke the flames of, uh, my sweating? Or some shit? Fuck you just watch it.
Watch: Marvel drops ‘The Punisher’ title sequence, now that your pop culture gullet is empty
Marvel dropped the title sequence for The Punisher today, and the timing makes perfect sense. Pop culture slobs like myself are gasping, choking on an existence after Game of Thrones that isn’t filled with sensational distraction. Why, anything, give us anything, to titillate! What can we fill that entertainment-chasm in our psyches with, until the Thrones returns? Why! Perchance! The Punisher.
Check it out after the jump, because as usual, Marvel is trash and posted this on Twitter.
‘Scandal’ creator jumps ship from ABC to Netflix as the Streaming Arms Race continues
I don’t really fuck with anything the creator of Scandal has done. Due to time, not dislike. Scandal seems pretty enjoyable. But, I’m here with popcorn, dude. This streaming arms race between Disney and Netflix is great slop culture theater.
Netflix in talks with Disney to keep streaming ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel movies. Move that dough, dudes
News dropped this week that Disney was going to be taking its Star Wars and Marvel flicks to its own streaming service (starting in 20…something), and man. People were not happy. But, chin up, fair users of Netflix, it appears all might not be lost.
Netflix renews ‘GLOW’ for a second season. Good, ’cause this show is a goddamn gem
GLOW is my favorite installment of pop culture this summer, so I’m stoked-torqued-jacked that the show will be getting a second season. I had sort of assumed it was going to be renewed. However my scrotum tightened with fear with each week that passed with no announcement. Relax, scrotum! Flop free, flop in celebration!
Coen Brothers bringing Western anthology ‘The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs’ to Netflix. We are not worthy.
Holy tits, dude. The Coen Brothers are writing and directing a Western anthology for Netflix. The six-episode jam is titled The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs, and again, holy tits.
