#January2014

‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ SEASON 2 Trailer: Democracy Is Overrated

House of Cards.

Hey man, Frank Underwood’s words, not mine. Here is the “official” (what the fuck was the last one, then?) trailer for season two of House of Cards. Looks fucking killer! Is that a pun? I don’t know. Probably.

Hit the jump for the glory.

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‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ Season 2 Trailer: Still no patience for useless things

Still no patience for useless things.

Fuck yeah. Here is a proper trailer for House of Cards’ second season. Frankie Underwood. How I’ve missed you.

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DREW GODDARD officially RUNNING THE THE ‘DAREDEVIL’ Netflix Series

Daredevil relaxes, after leaving madness behind.

Yum!, yum, yum! What be that taste? Delicious Daredevil stew! Yup! Let it roll down your gullet and into your soulll. Man, this wine is hitting me hard. Waituhsouhwait — what is going on here? Oh yes. Drew Goddard is officially helming the Daredevil series for Netflix, and this is a small win for everyone. Except for the Kingpin. That fat fuck totally, like, laments any success that Murdock has.

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‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ SEASON 2 Teaser: Smoking Robin Wright is Smoking

Smoking.

It’s here! The first fucking trailer for House of Cards’ second season. Ain’t much to it. Other than watching smoking Robin Wright smoking! Yeah, I used that dumb pun in the headline! I don’t fucking careee!

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‘DAREDEVIL’ NETFLIX SERIES to be penned by ‘CABIN IN THE WOODS’ WRITER Drew Goddard.

Daredevil.

Well fuck me sideways! On a rooftop! In a Daredevil costume. This is rad as fuck. The mind behind (well, one of the minds) Cabin in the Woods is going to be helming the Daredevil series for Netflix.

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MARVEL and NETFLIX TEAMING UP FOR *FOUR* LIVE-ACTION SERIES. DEFENDERS, GET.

Marvel.

Holy amaze-balls. Marvel and Netflix are teaming up to bring into the world four live-action series starring Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Daredevil. That ain’t all, folks! All of these sonsofbitches will culminate in a Defenders event.

This rules.

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NETFLIX in talks for a third ‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ season

House of Cards.

Huzzah! A few weeks back it was reported that House of Cards wasn’t going to span past a second season. Well! Not if Netflix has anything to say about it. Apparently the Streaming Service That Can is in talks to bring the son of a bitch back for a third. You know what I say? Back up the truck! The Money Truck!

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NETFLIX has most likely OVERTAKEN HBO in PAID US Subscriptions

Bold

Am I speaking for everyone when I say that all I really care about regarding this news is how it may or may not force HBO to offer up a detached, HBO Go-style service for us all? No, some of you don’t give a shit? Then uh — I’m totally enjoying watching the relative New Kid put the Old Dinosaur in a head lock. This is that portion of the story that I can get behind as well.

Or something.

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NETFLIX talkin’ to CABLE COMPANIES about getting THEIR SERVICE ON SET-TOP BOXES.

Netflix.

Maybe I’m missing something. But doesn’t Netflix want to fucking katana cable companies in the fucking neck? So why would any cable company sign-on to having the service rocketing through the pipes of their set-top boxes? Is it a money truck that Netflix would back up? Can I ask any more rhetorical questions? Can I?

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KEVIN SPACEY and ROBIN WRIGHT directing ‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ episodes. None from THE FINCHER.

House of Cards.

After House of Cards was renewed for a second season, the next big question became whether or not David Fincher would direct any episodes. Homeboy directed the pilot, et cetera. We now know the answer: negative. Bummer. Fincher’s aesthetic was a huge sexy portion of the episodes he directed, and immediately disappeared when he was no longer behind the camera. The show’s quality didn’t suffer, but I’m a whore for slick overlays and visual hooks. Alas. So no Fincher.

But! We’ve found ourselves a Spacey and a Wright.

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