#September2011
‘Uncharted’ Originally Had Tolkien-esque Elements. Bullet Dodged!
I love me some Uncharted. Like, love me. I love me some Lord of the Rings. Originally these two beauties were going to collide in the original premise of Uncharted. It never happened, gritty grunting shooters causing Sony to demand “realistic” games, whatever that means.
Such did not pass!
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Trailer: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception Gets Its First TV Spot. NFL Kickoff Rock!
During a commercial break in tonight’s NFL Kickoff extravaganza, Sony unveiled the first TV spot for Uncharted 3. It’s Uncharted 3 footage. The fuck else do I have to say, huh? Every time I remember this game is coming I begin to breath too heavy and there’s a certain buzzing in my ears that says “Drink the blood and you shall receive it early.”
Phew!
Hit the jump, watch the video.
Video: New ‘Uncharted 3’ Trailer Is Hnng OMFG. Need.
There’s a new Uncharted 3 trailer. What else is there to say? I watched it over my girlfriend’s house, and she had a watch a grown-ass man-child audibly moan and paw at the screen like a confused household pet. Do need this. Now.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
Two ‘Uncharted 3’ E3 Trailers. November Is Far Away. Far.
I’m really feeling this year’s E3. Through some fortuitous bending of universal whims, a lot of my favorite franchises are getting reveals at the same time. One of them happens to be Uncharted 3!, with both an E3 reveal trailer as well as a gameplay walkthrough. What a blessed series. No, seriously. I love Indiana Drake, or Nathan Jones, or whatever you want to call him.
Hit the jump for the videos.
Uncharted 3’s Villainess Revealed. Meet Katherine Marlowe.
Naughty Dog’s revealed the main antagonistic behind Uncharted 3, and she’s a slightly shriveled yet sexy British bitch by the name of Katherine Marlowe. The reveal was dropped onto the gaming public today in a trailer that also featured our boy Nathan in a sexy suit, ready for some back alley action. Read into that phrase as you will.
Hit the jump for the video.
More Uncharted 3 Gameplay Videos? Hell Yeah. [Video.]
It’s going to be a long, long eleven months (and change) waiting for Uncharted 3. Especially if Sony and Naughty Dog continue to drop these gameplay videos. They released a couple more today. Some of it is the same stuff that was on the Jimmy Fail show a couple of weeks ago, some of it is new.
What else is there to say?
Hit the jump for the videos.
Direct Feed of Uncharted 3 Gameplay From Jimmy Fallon Show. Spooge. [Video.]
Good lord, and then there was spooge. Naughty Dog released a direct feed of the Uncharted 3 gameplay that they aired on the Jimmy Fallon show this week. It’s a double win. You get ridiculously sexy gameplay footage, and!, there’s no annoying ass Jimmy Failon.
Hit the jump for the video. Stroke your loins. Merry Christmas.
Here Is The Official Uncharted 3 Reveal Trailer. OH. HELL. YES. [Video.]
Well then! The trailers for the sequels to my favorite franchises of this generation get revealed tonight. First Mass Effect, and now this. Fucking Uncharted 3. They announced the official date: November 1, 2011 and then dropped this trailer on us. Do you know how hard it is to type with a purple-headed priapism and the jitters? Uncharted 3 looks fucking retarded. Retardedly amazing. Sweet God, let me live through 2011 to see these games. Just let me.
Hit the jump for the Uncharted 3 reveal trailer. You’re welcome for the pants-poppin’.
More Uncharted 3 Screens To Lose Your Cool To
Want more official Uncharted 3 screens? Including placeholder box art? Of course you do. Hit the jump, and indulge. You’re welcome.
Uncharted 3 Teaser Trailer! Nerdgasm Fluid Spill Time!
Oh hell yeah! We didn’t just get a reveal of Uncharted 3 today. We got a fucking teaser trailer. You know how BioWare and Rocksteady dropped teasers for their trailers that are being revealed at the Spike VGA? Naughty Dog is following suit. Ain’t nothing much to say.
Hit the jump for the fucking teaser for the Uncharted 3 trailer, dummy!
