#November2018
The Kepler Space Telescope is dead. Long live the fucking Kepler Space Telescope!
Folks, the Kepler Space Telescope is dead. However, it shall not be forgotten by any means. The telescope is responsible for finding, conservatively, a fuck-ton of exoplanets. Therefore, we must remember it always. Dead, but alive forever.
NASA plans to send humans back to Moon’s surface in little over a decade. Fuck yes!
We going back to the Moon, baby! Right back to its surface! Provided, you know, the Collapse doesn’t occur between now and 2024. Be optimistic! I’ll try!
Space Swoon: Space Dude Buzz Aldrin stepped on the moon, 49 years-ago today!
Behold! A glorious picture of space dude Buzz Aldrin romping on the Moon, some 49 years-ago today.
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Space Swoon: Behold Jupiter’s glorious southern hemisphere!
Check out Jupiter’s meaty southern hemisphere! I don’t know, there’s probably a better, more puerile pun, but it’s hot out and I’m tired.
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno
Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.
Mars has a dust storm so big it is encircling the entire fucking planet!
I say goddamn, does Mars ever have a dust storm. In fact, the motherfucker has grown so big that its encircling the entire Red Planet.
NASA’s Curiosity rover discovers methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does this mean?!
NASA’s Curiosity rover has dug up some pretty fucking rad findings. The methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does that mean? Good fucking question!
NASA has extended its Jupiter mission by three-years. Juno ain’t got time to die (yet)!
NASA, much like my wife, ain’t done with its largest, gassiest giant. Not yet, at least. They’ve announced they’re extending the life of the Juno mission by at least three-years.
Space Swoon: NASA drops Lagoon Nebula fly-through live shots to celebrate its 28th Anniversary
I say, goddamn. To celebrate its 28th anniversary, NASA has dropped a “fly through” video of the Lagoon Nebula. It’s about as cosmically pornographic as you’d expect, too.
