#January2019
NASA will be attempting to knock an asteroid out of orbit in 2022
NASA is going to be making moves in 2022, folks. They’re going to attempt to knock an asteroid out of orbit. While I’m generally convinced we’re going wipe ourselves out, it’s nice to see NASA taking on cosmic threats to our existence just in case we don’t. Or, at least they’re trying.
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Citizen Astronomers found new planet that NASA algorithms missed. We out here DOING WORK, friends
Citizen astronomers out here doing work! Making moves! Finding planets! What a future, friends. What a future.
NASA releases first clear picture of Ultima Thule, the farthest object ever explored by a spacecraft!
Look at this Frosty The Snowman-lookin’ motherfucker! It’s none other than Ultima Thule, the farthest object ever explored by a spacecraft. Space, my friends, is fucking rad.
Astronomers have found “Farout” which is the most-distant known object in our solar system
Astronomers have found Farout, friends. It’s the most-distant known object in our solar system. And you’re itching to ask, what exactly is Farout? They ain’t fucking sure! Maybe a dwarf planet! Or, dare we say it, perhaps Planet X? None the less, we found it, and it’s damn far away. About 11.15 billion miles from the sun.
NASA has dropped the first image from INSIDE THE SUN’S ATMOSPHERE! Yooooo!
Yo! We ain’t just taking out here in interstellar space, baby! We also dropping pictures from inside the sun’s atmosphere!
Hell yes, Voyager 2 has entered interstellar space!
Feeling blue? Humanity got you down? Well, check this shit out. NASA announced that Voyager 2 has entered interstellar space. In other words, we got two fucking probes that have left our solar system. If that doesn’t tickle your tits I don’t know what does.
NASA has dropped the first sounds ever recorded on Mars. Amazing.
Man, it can seem gloomy here on Earth. Stuffed into the material plane. But, every once in a while something dope comes along. Case in point? NASA has dropped the first sounds ever recorded on Mars.
Space Swoon: NASA InSight Lander sends back gorgeous image of the Martian horizon
It can feel like everything is shit these days, for sure. I get it, I get it. But, when I’m down, news like this picks me up a notch. We got a goddamn lander sending back pictures from Mars. Mars!
NASA’s Mars 2020 rover has chosen its landing site, the Jezero Crater
Kepler may be dead, but an upcoming mission to Mars is a great way to get over the loss. To that end, NASA has announced where the Mars Rover will be landing in 2020. Where? The Jezero Crater. I don’t know it, it sounds rad as fuck, let’s go!
NASA bids goodnight to Kepler with final set of commands. Fare thee well, sweet telescope!
The Kepler telescope has found so many goddamn dope things out in the cosmos. But, now it is time for the sweet telescope to sleep. NASA has given the telescope a final set of “goodnight’ commands to the telescope on the anniversary of Johannes Kepler’s death. A fitting end.
