#July2019
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet yet. But hey, finding a planet is dope regardless, right?
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet. It’s small as fuck! But, that ain’t the real bummer. What is? It’s outside of a hospitable zone. Still though, TESS. Good job, great effort.
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NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
NASA is opening the International Space Station to tourists. I’m currently accepting donations, my friends.
Goddamn, would it make my life to spend a night at the International Space Station.
NASA is teaming up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lunar lander for humans. Get our asses to the Moon!
NASA is very fucking serious about getting to the Moon again in the near future. The latest sign? The agency is teaming-up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lander.
NASA is planning on visting a shattered, volcanic asteroid called Psyche. Space is so fucking metal!
It’s become a refrain of mine, but I’ll stop using it when it stops being true. Space is so fucking metal. I mean, a shattered, volcanic asteroid? Hell yeah.
NASA has proposed a mission to Triton, Neptune’s largest moon. Let’s fucking go, yo!
NASA wants to go to Triton, folks. It’s Neptune’s largest fucking moon. As well, it may hold liquid water, and even life. Now, I ain’t the budget officer, but I approve the fuck out of this.
NASA reveals Bennu asteroid is active and spewing particles into space. Man, this is fucking amazing amazing
Here’s yet another “we didn’t think that happened in space” news article. Proving that space is both a great unknown, and fucking awesome. NASA has revealed that the asteroid Bennu is “active”, which wasn’t thought to happen.
Unknown moon was in orbit around Neptune. The Cosmos always surprises, my dudes!
Meet Hippocamp, motherfuckers! It is a previously-undetected moon in orbit around Neptune. And if that doesn’t get your tits glistening, I don’t know what will.
Space Swoon: The Hubble accidentally discovered a new galaxy. No big whoop!
Hubble discovered a galaxy? By accident! Pfft. Sometimes I find a Skittle stuck in my ass cheeks. Can you eat a galaxy? Probably not! Can I eat that Skittle? You fucking bet!
Hit the jump to check out this finding.
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.
