#August2022
NASA has captured the sound of a black hole and its fucking haunting. I dig it.
Want to hear what a fucking black hole sounds like? NASA has got you covered for all your cosmic horror needs. Man, it’s, like, exactly what you’d expect shit Beyond Comprehension to sound like. I’m haunted, but also horny! The classic combo.
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NASA Finds Holes on the Moon Where Its Always a Nice Temperature. Insert Joke Here
NASA has found holes on the Moon where the temperature is always nice, baby! Gotta love them holes with pleasant temperatures. Am I right? Am I right?! I’ll see myself the fuck out.
NASA planning to launch Artemis I Moon mission in February 2022. Let’s get this shit going!
Listen, if we’re going to land humans on the Moon in 2024, we gotta get this shit going. One of the first steps? Sending Artemis I up to the Moon in February 2022 for an unmanned mission.
NASA Rover has confirmed giant ass Martian crater used to be a lake!
Motherfucking Mars used to have a lake, dudes. Let’s get there, terraform that shit, and then start this whole shit show all over again. Maybe? Word? I’m kidding, I’m kidding! Unless I ain’t? Anyways, fucking hell, let’s just be stoked about this find.
NASA is testing electric “air taxis” and here’s the fucking future I was promised!
Where the fuck is my fucking jet pack? We were promised jet packs! Instead, we got climate crisis! This ain’t the future pop culture promised! I mean, the only time travel we fucking got is Texas hurtling backwards in time! However, apparently it ain’t all dogshit. Motherfucking NASA is testing electric air taxis, and, okay, this is dope.
NASA’s Mars Rover may on site of Ancient Pond, not huge lake as previously thought. Water is water is water, bro.
Okay, I know that water is not water is not water. Like, there’s a strong difference between a fucking ancient pond and a huge lake. But, either way, I’m fucking stoked for what the NASA Mars Rover is studying. And besides, this is just one new theory about what the fuck happened in the Gale crater. We still don’t fucking know! The cosmos, man.
NASA finds more subsurface lakes on Mars. Probably frozen, but still rad as fuck
NASA scientists have identified more subsurface lakes on the Red Planet, folks. While they are likely frozen, I still find this to be a bad ass development.
Rocket Lab wins contract to build spacecraft for NASA’s Mars mission. Let’s fucking go!
Honestly, I ain’t never heard of Rocket Lab. That is until today, when it was announced they will be designing spacecraft for NASA’s Mars mission. Hey, whatever the fuck it takes! Hey, whomever the fuck it takes! Let’s get our asses to Mars.
NASA is returning to Venus for two missions by 2030. Study that fuckin’ protomolecule, fellas!
Absolutely no news about Venus missions would be complete without me being a dork. You know, referencing The Expanse and shit. So here we go! NASA is returning to Venus for two missions by 2030, and yup, you got it. Protomolecule time.
NASA’s Curiosity Rover gives sexy look at cloudy days on Mars
Cloudy days here on the Blue Marble? Fucking suck. Cloudy days on Mars? A novelty, especially when Curiosity sends back images of them.
