#May2017
‘The Fifth Element’ soundtrack getting vinyl release for first time ever
Jesus fucking Christ, The Fifth Element is celebrating its 20th Anniversary? Man. These bones. These balls. Creaky and saggy, but such is the passage of time. Anyways. Anyways! To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the movie’s soundtrack is getting a vinyl release. For the first time ever.
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‘Episode VII’ Rumor: ‘Force Awakens’ Trailer showing next weekend before every film in 100 theaters
Man. Yesterday Slashfilm reported that The Force Awakens wouldn’t get a trailer before The Hobbit: Battle of Blah Armies. The report said that Disney was thinking “much bigger” than that. But if this rumor is true? Holy shit. Apparently next weekend the film is going to show before every single showing of every single movie in 100 theaters.
‘Fallout: Shadow of Boston’ trademark revealed [Update: A hoax]
[Update: This is some fuckboy grand mal hoax. May the perpetrators get diarrhea.]
COULD THIS BE? NEXT-GEN FALLOUT SET IN MY HOMETOWN? OH GOD. MY BALLS. MY FLUIDS. THEY…THEY CAN’T STOP ERUPTING. PRAY I SURVIVE THIS FANBOY TORRENT OF SEMINAL JUICES LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS GAME.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: That’s A Hulkbuster In My Pants
Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.
Cosplay: THIS PSYLOCKE will probably BREAK YOUR GENITALS with sexiness.
There are few words my pig-faced monkey-man brain can utter that would fairly capture how much I’m in love with this cosplay. Just. Yes.
Rumor: ‘PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS’ characters and stages LEAK like woah.
When it leaks…it pours? Here’s an armada of leaked images and information regarding PlayStation Smashes People But Not Brothers. All of this was ripped from the private beta version of the game.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Project Coming, ‘STAR WARS 1313’, What Could It Mean?! More Toys, Idiot.
Oh golly gosh! A new Star Wars project is coming, tipped off courtesy of some blunt-force domain registrations. Just what is Star Wars 1313? More money for the Fuck Face.
