#January2012

‘The Avengers’ Gets Custom 3D Glasses. YOU WILL BE COOL.

Dude. Dudette. I don’t know about you, but the only thing more awesomer than shelling out fucking awful amounts of money to see a movie in 3D is to shell out even fucking more  money to see the movie in totally gorgeous, totally cool, totally going to get you poon-butt-whatever-you-dig action custom glasses.

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Matthew Vaughn Signed To Direct ‘First Class’ Sequel. I Am Excite!

I didn’t really expect a sequel to last year’s X-Men: First Class. I don’t recall it making much money, and there’s only been murmurings since. Goes to show you what I know! Which, as you probably surmised a long time ago, is nothing! Jack shit. There is indeedly going to be a sequel poppin’, and Matty Vaughn shall be helming the ship once more.

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Five New Pics From ‘The Avengers’ Featuring Scars and Veiny Biceps.

New versions of a couple of Empire scans from earlier in the week, plus a gnarly look at Nick Fury’s dumb scalp and the scarring from however he lost his eye in the movie universe’s iteration of the character.

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Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Will Shoot This Summer, Feature Ballin’ Villain.

Matthew Libatique who is oft a cinematographer for Mr. Darry Aronofsky has dropped some details regarding Noah. Shooting dates, and the villain. Which apparently isn’t God, which would have been totally cool. IMO retcon the Bible.

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Trailer: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Is Cell-Phone Condemning Wunder-Schlock.

I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right  I’m excited for this movie.

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In ‘Looper’, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wears Prosthetics To Look Like Bruce Willis.

I can’t wait for Rian Johnson’s ‘Looper’. Time travel, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Beast mode initialized. Yet, it’s so so far away. Johnson recently spoke a bit about the plot, as well as the JGL-Bruce Willis acting connection.

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‘Avatar 2’ May Already Be Delayed? I See You, James Cameron!

Go ahead and search the OL backlogs. I was one of those rubes duped by the shiny gadgets and nonsense of Avatar. Then I saw it again, was horrified, and puked throughout the years as the 3D nightmare ensued. Avatar 2 is delayed? Fucking good.

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Edgar Wright Has Written A Musical. Wut? Outstanding.

Edgar Wright is pretty fantastic. A litany of geek flicks that traverse that genre and arrive in the neighborhood of genuinely dope flicks regardless of whatever box you want to place it in. Versatile! Can he pull off a musical? It appears that he’s certainly going to try.

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New Official Images For ‘The Avengers’ Feature Bros For Life, Flying Iron Guys.

Want a couple of new images from The Avengers? Of course you do, you little glutton!

Hit the jump for the official drops.

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New ‘Hunger Games’ Poster! Katniss! Peeta! Photoshop!

Zomg, it’s Katniss and Peeta and they’re like, on a bunch of a screens. A new poster!

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