#February2012

Video: First Clip From ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Is More Like ‘Blasé Peter Parker’

Rendar alerted me to the existence of this clip and told me it was good. I watched it, and asked him why it was good. He then said “well, it wasn’t bad”, to which I agreed. This raised the question, why would The Powers That Be use this clip from The Amazing Spider-Man? Eh!?

Who knows. Hit the jump to check it out.

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Trailer: ‘Prometheus’ Goes International, Features New Editing. Not New Footage.

There’s an international trailer for Prometheus, and it doesn’t feature a lick of new footage. However it does feature new…editing? And that’s got to count for something. (…I think?)

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The Rock Says ‘Fast Six’ Shoots In May! Homoerotic Vroom Time, Huzzah!

I love me the Fast and Furious Bro Dudes and Scantily Clad Bitties  franchise. Love it a lot. When they dropped The Rock into it, thick-veined and lightly-misted I let out an audible moan. That moan was more than audible when I came across these details about the next installment.

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Study: No Connection Between Torrenting And US Box Office Numbers

Hollywood is one of those Gung Ho institutions pushing for the nefarious multi-headed bills to be pushed through Capitol Hill regulating the Internet. Shackling it down. That sort of jazz. They cite piracy as a major concern and cause of financial loss, which goes against at least one study.

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Michael Bay Confirmed To Direct ‘Transformers 4’, Burns $100 Bills While Giving Us The Finger.

There’s good news for those of us without talent in the world. Michael Bay is our Hero, our Saviour, our Douche-in-Charge. Not only has he shit out three painful, vapid, racist, sexist, snorecore shit fest Transformer movies, but the Bovine of the World have spent enough money to land him in the chair for a fourth installment.

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Trailer: ‘Beyond The Black Rainbow’ Is Drugs-Fueled Trippy Mess

I hadn’t heard of  Beyond The Black Rainbow, but after watching the trailer I’m convinced it’s going to be a) amazing, b) a mess, c) an amazing mess. Whatever the case, I’m intrigued. Trippy visuals, third eyes, drugs, and more.

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Trailer: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Actually Looks Dope. Wut?

I haven’t been thinking about, nor anticipating Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I’ll admit, this trailer for the flick changed that.

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Billy Connolly Is Final Cast Member Of ‘The Hobbit’

Billy Connolly is the final cast member of a rather enormous  ensemble that Peter Jackson is wielding down in New Zealand.

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Trailer: ‘The Bourne Legacy’, Or ‘Jeremy Renner Shoots Things.’

Hey!, it’s Jeremy Renner shooting more things!

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes Theatrical, Doesn’t Wow Me.

Sony’s upping their Amazing Spider-Man promotional game, dropping a theatrical trailer for the flick. Aside from the action sequences briefly featured, the movie continues to not do much for me. What do you guys and gals think? Check out the trailer and drop your impressions in the comments section.

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