#April2014
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ TV Spot: Chimney Cleaning Is Dangerous
With Captain White Guy: White Guys Fight Over The World 2 dropping today, Sony is eager to remind the comic book fandom they have their own super-powered white dude coming to save the day this summer. Droppin’ a fucking extended TV spot for the Amazing Spider-Man 2. It’s aiight. I’m ready! Ready to dig into this flick.
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QUENTIN TARANTINO directing ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ on stage. For one night.
Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight saga has taken another new twist. This one slightly (read: incredibly) cooler than the announcement that he was canning the son of a bitch after the script leaked. The Good, Quirky Sir is going to be directing it on stage. For one night.
‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: First shooting in MOROCCO. On MAY 14.
So like, Episode VII is going to begin filming in five fucking weeks. And yet!, and yet friends. We still don’t know anything about the goddamn flick. No official casting, no subtitle, no idea whether or not Carrie Fisher is going to be hanging rack in her original Leia outfit. But I guess we can at least sate ourselves on where and when filming will begin.
Toby Kebbell is DOCTOR DOOM in the ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ reboot
You know, for once, I’m stymied. I don’t have anything to say. Toby Kebbell is Doctor Doom in the new Fantastic Four, and I don’t have anything to add. Don’t know the guy. Don’t have a problem with his face. (And yes owing to mental illness sometimes people’s faces just fucking annoy me.) So there’s that! Welcome, Toby.
Harry Potter spin-off ‘FANTASTIC BEASTS’ will be a movie trilogy
More news on that Harry Potter spin-off, Fantastic Beasts. Apparently it ain’t just going to be one movie. ‘Cause who the fuck does one movie anymore?! Losers. That’s who. It’s all about the trilogy. Truthfully, the odd, pseudo-meta premise of the book (inside a book? I think?) has me intrigued. So while I’m not particularly sure what the fuck it is all about, I’m willing to preemptively dig on it.
‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Trailer: A Totally Tubular Bowel Movement!
Nothing is sacred, especially our childhoods. Plastic face’d Megan Fox. Slap-ass plastic Ninja Turtles. ‘Splosions.
Jake Johnson of ‘NEW GIRL’ lands a ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ role. F**k yeah.
Jurassic World ain’t playing fair. It knows I’m middling at best when it comes to the movie. So it keeps stacking the fucking cast with people I adore. First Chris Pratt, and now they’re rolling out my other Spirit Animal? Jake Johnson? God dammit.
(Nasty) Look at GREEN GOBLIN from ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’.
Man. Dane DeHaan usually looks haggard as fuck, but this is some next-level disgusting shit. Check out this more-than-we-need look at the talented actor as the Green Goblin.
Rumor: BRADLEY COOPER eyed to STAR in ‘INDIANA JONES’ reboot. Uhhhhhhh.
Uhhh. So like, how about this one? Bradley Cooper? Indiana Jones? That’s the word out of Latino Review’s corner of the rotting carcass that is the Pop Culture Interwebs. And friends, they get a lot of things right when it comes to rumors. But fuck yo, I don’t know how I feel about this. Whatever. I’m just going to nod to myself and repeat the phrase “It can’t be worse than Crystal Skull” until I attain Nirvana. Or go back to playing Second Son. One of those two.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ Trailer: Dark, Epic, Dope
I fucking resent the shit out of the fact that I think this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past is fucking awesome. So conflicted! Much goosebumps!
Hit the jump to check it out.
