How the hot shit across a cold piece of bread does this make any sense. Some Paramount executive-cock fart has informed the world that before M:I5  will come Top Gun 2. Why follow up on the best installment in a franchise when you can recook a homoerotic Cold War propaganda flick?

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The latest trailer for Mission: Impossible – Ghostly Priapisms has dropped and its looking excellent. Straight-up Christmas time fun. I’d see the son of a bitch just for the Batman prologue coming out before it, but fuck I’m excited I’m going to enjoy it  too.

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Without a fucking hint of irony: I think the trailer for Zany Tom Cruise’s next Mission Impossible flick is awesome. Great cast. Great director. Sexy, sleak action fun, starring some guy who thinks he’s an alien.

No really, it looks awesome.

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