#July2020

Now you can play ‘Doom’ inside ‘Minecraft’ on a bootable Windows 95 computer. Jesus Fuck, you brilliant bastards

minecraft windows 95 doom

The quest to play Doom on everything continues, motherfuckers. As well, the quest to create everything in Minecraft also sallies forth. At the same time! You see, now you can play Doom on a Windows 95 computer in Minecraft. Like, what.

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Japanese elementary school cancels graduation over coronavirus, students hold the ceremony in ‘Minecraft’ which is cool as fuck.

japanese students minecraft graduation

Hey! Here’s a neat little happening to make you smile in these absolutely appalling times! A Japanese elementary school canceled its graduation. So, did the students take it lying down? Fuck nah! They held it in Minecraft instead! So dope.

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‘Minecraft’ dropping on the Nintendo Switch on May 11

minecraft nintendo switch may 11

Nintendo’s ZeldaTablet is going to be getting Minecraft this May. Mercifully, this arrival will make it impossible to ask the question, “If a console drops, and it doesn’t have Minecraft, is it really real?” or some shit whatever fuck.

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‘Minecraft’ Sales Hit 122 Million Copies

minecraft sales 122 million copies

Minecraft has, uh, sold a lot of copies. Lots and lots and lots and lots of copies.

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The Original ‘Legend Of Zelda’ Map Gets Gorgeous 3D Printing

original legend of zelda map 3d printed

Oh, those fucking Minecraft wizards are back at it again. Gamer Willard McFarland bought this gorgeous 3D-printed Legend of Zelda map from one. Aforementioned wizard spent fucking months building it in aforementioned Minecraft, and then 3D-printed it. The future is wild.

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Watch: Atari 2600 Emulator Running Inside ‘Minecraft’

I can’t even begin to understand how someone can get an Atari 2600 emulator running inside of Minecraft. But I fuck with it.

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Steve Carell Starring In ‘Minecraft: The Movie’

Steve Carell minecraft: the movie

Steve Carell is starring in Minecraft: The Movie. Uh. Okay. I’m really hoping this movie is some anomalous, subversive movie like the LEGO movie. But, I’m not holding my breath.

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Watch: Redditor creates working ‘Pokemon’ game inside ‘Minecraft’

I, I don’t understand Minecraft. But I respect the fuck out of its users and it.

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‘Minecraft’ sales Top 100 Million; that’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers

Minecraft

Minecraft. The game that I may respect like no other, but also share absolutely no compunction to play myself. The game has been out for a while, but it’s still selling my goddamn gangbusters.

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Watch: X-Wing making the trench run from ‘Star Wars’ in ‘Minecraft’