#March2014

Marvel promoting ‘ORIGINAL SIN’ by giving out eyeballs.

All the eyeballs.

Here’s a promotion for you. In an effort to promote their mini-series-mega-time-event Original Sin, Marvel is giving out eyeballs. Word, eyeballs. Pop into your LCS, grab some funny books. Snag an eyeball. Bounce it down the street while yelling “THEY HARDLY EVEN RESISTED!”

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Marvel’s 2013 EVENT REVEALED, “Original Sin.”

Dumb ass probably meddled one too many times.

Uatu, the fat-headed fuck has been murdered. Marvel’s 2014 event is centered around founding out who popped the Watcher. My best guess? One of the other Watchers. How many times did that fucker meddle in human affairs? Like…seriously.

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