#August2012
Michael Bay’s ‘NINJA TURTLES’ script leaks. It is the diarrhea soup we expected.
Oh huzzah! We can all relax now in our correctness. Us smug internet folk, who quietly knew that if Michael Bay were churning out a Ninja Turtles movie, it would be a unparalleled pile of shit.
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Michael Bay: ‘TRANSFORMERS 4’ Ain’t A Reboot, May Go Into Space. Wee!
I know what you’re thinking. Why the fuck am I covering Transformers 4. I don’t really know, either. There’s a perverse curiosity simmering in my sac when it comes to the beastly Bay fecaltainment franchise.
Michael Bay-Powered ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Movie Pushed Until 2014 Over Script Issues. Go F**king Figure.
A Michael Bay movie is being pushed back because of script issues? This truly is the year of the Mayan apocalypse.
‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Co-Creator: Give Michael Bay A Chance.
TMNT co-creator Peter Laird is speaking out about Turtlesarealiensgate, and he’s suggesting that we all like give Michael Bay a chance. The problem is when you listen to his protestations to our protestations, I can’t help feel like the dude is just fucking with everyone.
Michael Bay To TMNT Fans: “CHILL”, Continues Missing Point.
Michael Bay could hear the Collective crapping their pants in apoplexy yesterday when it was revealed the Douche-Pro envisions his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be…an alien race. His suggestion? “Chill”, like wasn’t the guy who had already destroyed a childhood love.
