#July2012
Monday Morning Commute: Operation Pants Tightening
Man, I’m eating my feelings lately. Straight-up gorging. My bikini body is suffering, yo. I think it’s safe to say that I slather on another pound or three every time I’m tasked with writing a paper. Got this weird as fuck schedule riffing right now too, where I’m on campus until 9 pm. No gym. Mucho food. Gotta cut back. Not this week though! Why? It’s America Fuck Yeah! week. An abridged existence for those of us slaving it out in the United. I am eagerly anticipating stuffing gullet with many a chlorine-soaked beef patty and unethically snuffed chicken. There will be a momentary pause as I mourn the animals, before respecting their sacrifice by ingesting them with a fervor.
This is Monday Morning Commute, the column where we all share the various arts and artifices we’re employing to get us through the week. Won’t you be my date on this fairest of occasions?
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Rumor: ‘GTA V’ Vehicle List Leaked…In ‘MAX PAYNE 3’?
This is a bit wonky. There’s peeps out there spitting that the vehicle list for Grand Theft Auto V has been harvested from Max Payne 3. You seem a bit incredulous. Well, here. Have this. Did you know that previous Rockstar games have held GTA files?
Trailer: ‘Max Payne 3’ Gets Second Official Reel of Awesome.
Max Payne 3 was originally scheduled to drop the same day as Mass Effect 3, and that was something I resented. With the release date pushed back into May, I’ll be able to saddle-up and enjoy the title. The second trailer brings the storyline into focus while teasing with the sort of bloodied nonsense that has come to be the franchise’s charm.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Max Payne 3’ Developers Checked Out Brazilian Black Markets For Research. Commitment ++
Rockstar Games is willing to go above and beyond for their games. This sort of manifest (quality) destiny apparently led them to the innards of Brazilian black markets whilst working on Max Payne 3.
Trailer: ‘Max Payne 3’ Gets Its Debut. It’s Fat, Bald, And F**king Awesome.
The wait for the third Max Payne has been interminable. But if the trailer is any indication, it has been worth the wait. It’s everything I loved back in the day, with new graphics, an obesity problem, and even more angst and action.
Hit the jump to check it out.
