Ashton Kutcher is going to play the part of Steve Jobs in an indie flick that will begin shooting when the star is on break from Two And A Half Dozen Easy Jokes Per Episode. My knee jerk reaction is “this is fucking dumb!”, and my knee jerk reaction to my knee jerk reaction is “chill bro!, chill, who knows?” which leaves me in a bit of a holding pattern.

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