#August2012
‘MASS EFFECT’ plush dolls are as adorable as the ending is deplorable. I know, I know.
Someday I’m going to let go of my disdain for the ending to the first Mass Effect trilogy. Someday. When monkeys fly out of my butt! Groans from the audience. Resentful rimshot from the band drummer. For now enjoy these plushies by viciouspretty.
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BioWare Making Fan-Designed ‘MASS EFFECT Hoodies Into Actual Products. Hell Yeah.
Remember those fan-designed Mass Effect hoodies I dropped a while back? Well, they are going to be procurable. ‘Cause they’re going to be real. Really real. Not like your friend Tildo The Unicorn Man, who haunts you in your dreams and tickles you while you’re in class.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Misunderstood Videogame Henchmen
So last week I shat in the pool and started pointing fingers. I get it, some of you were unhappy with my High 5. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, that’s how I like it. This is a melting pot of ideas and opinions.
This week we’re moving into the realm of video games; a realm that I have disgracefully ignored until now. Today it’s about henchmen, specifically the waves and waves of baddies that you as the protagonist dispatch without hesitation. These aren’t the run of the mill bad guys. Perhaps these guys don’t quite deserve the hurting that you put on them. Maybe next time you encounter them, you’ll think a little more and just let them pass.
These ‘MASS EFFECT’ Action Figures Are The Import Hotness.
Oh man! These are the hot Mass Effect action figures right here. Fuck the DC line, these Square Enix ones are getting it done. Doin’ work! Makin’ moves!
Hit the jump to check them out.
Cosplay: Stunning FEMALE COMMANDER SHEPARD From ”MASS EFFECT 3′ Is Almost Enough To Salve Wounds.
The same beauty that brought the cosplay world this Lizbeth from BioShock: Infinite has struck again. This time cosplaying the female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 3. Wowzers. I’m sold.
Hit the jump for some more looks.
‘MASS EFFECT’ HOODIES Are Gaming Threads Worth Wearing
Talented son of a bitch and deviantART user lupodirosso dropped the thunder this week in the form of some mock-ups for Mass Effect hoodies. They’re sexy. They’re styling. They’re almost enough to wash the ME3 ending-inflicted vomit-flecked blood-stains off my walls.
Hit the jump to check them out.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Ending To Be CHANGED: BioWare Strikes Back … At Our Wallets.
Looks like those out there will have closure on the end of Mass Effect 3. This press release comes from BioWare co-founder Ray Muzyka. It pretty much confirms that DLC will pick up where the very brief ending left off. Check out the jump for more.
Mass Effect 3: More Impressive Than All of Humanity’s Efforts Combined
Mass Effect 3 is undoubtedly the greatest accomplishment in video game history. It’s like someone built the Colossus of Rhodes on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza that also supports the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Don’t agree? Then stop reading right now, we probably aren’t going to see eye to eye on this one.
Views From The Space-Ship: It’s Not A Binge, It’s A God Damn Addiction!
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
Cosplay: Miranda From ‘Mass Effect 2’ Gets My Swoller System Going. Oh Boy.
Hot off playing the Mass Effect 3 demo comes this glory. This truth. This Miranda cosplay.
Hit the jump for the goods.
